Cute E-mail I got about 'Hispanic Weddings' (kinda like My Big Fat Greek Wedding...)

My Big Fat HISPANIC Wedding
> >>
> >> *Nobody has invitations...only maps.
> >>*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them
out
a
> >>day before...then calls 'No entiendo porque no te ha llegado.'
> >>*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
> >>*Hispanics never RSVP
> >>*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the
> >>reception.
> >>*All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just
started.
> >>*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do
is
> >>throw a bottle at them.
> >>*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
> >> *People are taking food plates home...'para manana.'
> >> *People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others
'alla
> >>hay mas.'
> >> *One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling
them...'te
> >>quiero mucho.'
> >>*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and
that's
only
> >>with relatives.
> >>*There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of 'padrinos'
> >> *Everyone wants to be a 'madrina' for your wedding.
> >>*The cake was made by 'la senora que hace los cakes' instead of
the
> >>bakery.
> >>*The wedding ends at midnight 'en el salon' but ends at 6:00 a.m.
at
the
> >>bride's house.
> >>Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are proud
to
be
> >>Hispanic!
> >>Or enjoy knowing a hispanic that could laugh at himself.