cute joke-long
a young blonde women was driving through the fl. everglades while on vacation she wanted to take home a pr. of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the price local vendors were asking after becoming frustated w/ the attitude of one of the shop keepers the young blonde declared maybe ill just go catch my own gator,and get my shoes for free, the shop keeper sreplied go on lil lady and give it a try the blonde headed off to the swamp determined to catch a gator. later in the day the shopkeeper was driving home , he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water shot gun in hand as he brings the car to a stop he sees a huge 9ft. gator swimming toward her very rapidly w/ fast reflexes the blonde takes aim and shoots the gator, hauls it up on the slippery bank w/ 6 others and flips him on his back .rolling her eyes heaven ward she screams in frustration crap this ones bare foot to.
