Dear

Dear Michelin Man,

You are supposed to be a pile of tires (why you are white is a truly perplexing enigma), so why oh why do you look like a most delicious pile of marshmallows? Or mallomars with no chocolate outside? Or even a delicious pile of marshmallow fluff or cool whip? I am no longer eating dairy, so your presence on TV is a temptation that should NOT be a temptation. You are a freakin pile of tires. I would appreciate it if you looked a little more like smelly tires, and a little less like a pile of creamy deliciousness.



Sincerely,
Hungry

PS: Are you related to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ?

Michelin Man does look more edible than Stay Puft.

'pile of creamy deliciousness.'

omg..

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Michelin Man does look more edible than Stay Puft.

'pile of creamy deliciousness.'

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Agree!

Michelin man looks soft and fresh, while Stay Puft looks kind of like a stale pile of marshmallows (that are a little hard and indigestible) or even those hard after-dinner mints.....

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Posted by chikita315

I think what makes Michelin man so much more delicetable, is his charming smile. Who wants to chow down on the sour puss Stay Puff?

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Yeah Stay Puff looks like he would remain pissed in the belly and cause indigestion, while Michelin man would go down smooth

Clearly I have put way too much thought into this

Suz, I wish I had an OUNCE of your sense of humor!