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Posted by Mimacat

Dear 1/2 of my Freshman Comp Class,

You're a bunch of disrespectful little bastards. You dont belong in college, so I dont know why you're parents are forcing it on you. I can't, in good conscience, pass someone who does not know the difference between 'to' and 'two', so please plan on failing my class and working at your minimum wage job forever. Shame on your high schools for allowing you to graduate.

And spell my goddam name right.

Love,

H

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OMG I love this one. totally cracked me up!!!

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Posted by meggles808


Dear skinny girl.

Why are you taking a high intense cardio class when you can't spare a pound to lose. Stop complaining that your fat.

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LOVE THIS!!!!

I just read this whole thing (an hour later!!) it cracked me up.

Dear FH
Thank you for telling me that you would get DVR and an extra cable box for my apt and start paying for cable when I complained that I can't watch my shows b/c of school at night. Thank you so much even though I know you have ulterior motives and want to get me hooked on tv. thank you for pretending to be so excited when I booked our honeymoon even though I know you really don't care where we go. Thanks for not caring that i'm spending money and doing a ski house again this winter even though i said i wouldn't do it, and for not telling me not to b/c you know i love it and need to get the hell out of NYC whenever i can. Also, thank you for having dinner ready for me when i get home late after school. you are the best FH ever and I wish I told you that more.

love, your baby whose never happy

Dear ugly annoying subway commuters

it is NOT okay to blast whatever sh*t you are listening to while on the subway so i have to hear that sh*t too esp in the a.m. when i havent had my coffee yet. also, turn the damn sound off those video games!!! are you freakin kidding me???

much love,
i'm going to seriously kick your a** one day fellow commuter

Dear FH
I know I told you to make yourself at home in my place but if you leave your dirty clothes on the bedroom floor and your nasty nose hair in the bathroom sink ONE more time, I'm going to throw all your sh*t out the window.

much love always
your baby whose never happy

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Dear SugaBeans

Thanks for bringing this thread back! LOVE IT!

Hearts,
AMG

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I just read all the old posts....AMG BRIDE2008, yours were absolutely hysterical...I literally laughed out loud at work. Thank you!

dear idiots in the HOV lane

If you are going to do 40 MPH with no one in front of you then get the hel! over!

dear brother,

if you think being one of our groomsmen is too much to do for your sister's wedding and you rather be sitting with your wife & child in the pews instead of standing up there with us, then maybe you should just stay home that day. i think you're wife rather stay away from your 'crazy' family all together anyway!

no love,
pissy-tessy!