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Posted by Spelldizzy

Dear Zales....

My ring cracked...AGAIN!!! You said this wouldnt happen. I hope you know I'll be there in about an hour for another ring. Have it ready for me okay?


Signed...

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OMG!!! The stone or the setting cracked? This has happened before??

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Posted by Spelldizzy

Dear Zales....

My ring cracked...AGAIN!!! You said this wouldnt happen. I hope you know I'll be there in about an hour for another ring. Have it ready for me okay?


Signed...

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oh no that ***** i'm sorry ...

Dear Boss,

Please wear deodorant. I realize in your profession you are not required to look nice, but you smell like a cooler of fish that has been left out in the sun for 48 hours.... degree baby, degree.

signed,
your office manager and her boob's that you constantly stare at.

Dear Maids of Honor

I would like you guys to come and help me pick out of the three dresses I love but neither of you are every around or ask me how things are going with the wedding. Yes I understand to you, its soo early but at least show an interest

Signed
Too early to be irritated bride

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Posted by DananTodd

Dear Boss,

Please wear deodorant. I realize in your profession you are not required to look nice, but you smell like a cooler of fish that has been left out in the sun for 48 hours.... degree baby, degree.

signed,
your office manager and her boob's that you constantly stare at.

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dear my deliqent truent adolescent client,

PLEAAAAAAAAASE go to school! because if you dont, you will be re-arrested and out of our program!!!

thank you,
your therapist

OOOh I know this is an old post but I wanna play this too!

Dear Foreign Customers,

Learn HOW TO TIP. I find it hard to believe that you still dont know the custom in America is to tip a waiter between 18 and 20 percent. I bust my *** for your table and you tip me 15 dollars on a 400 dollar check and then act like you dont know? Waiters dont get paid hourly you em effers, so the 4 hours we spend taking care of your table and not understanding you isnt for fun. For once I would like a table of foreigners to prove me wrong when I stand in the back and tell my fellow waiters, 'GREAT, an accent, no tip for me' but it never happens!!! UGHHHHHHHH

Love, the angry waitress who YOURE SO LUCKY doesnt spit loogies in your food.

OMG that felt great.

Dear Doughnuts-

Why do you always show up in the break room when i am doing so good on my diet & why do you have to look so yummy with your pretty sprinkles?

because of you i will have to roll or waddle down the aisle!

love,
fatty bride

Dear My Supposedly Best Friend...

Thank you for NOT showing up to my bridal shower. It really meant alot espcially to have my mother pay for you...
I am giving you one last chance.. Lets see if you show up to my wedding.

YOu say you are my best friend but what have you done to show me in the last 15 years..
NOTHING

Thanks

Dear FFIL,
Can you just give me your FREAKING names to add to our guest list already???? I ask you every time I see you and and every time you say you'll email it to me on Monday. I send you a friendly reminder on TUESDAY because Monday came and went with nothing. We've been playing this game for months and I've had it. I even called you at home yesterday and you told me the names and addresses are on your computer and you will send it to me in a minute when you turn it on. Guess what? It's a day later and still nothing!!!!! What is the problem!?!?!?! Just write them down and send them to me!!!!

You have one more week. No names, no invites.

Dear LI and NYC Bridal Shops,

I have contacted everyone of you looking for the Maggie Freya and non of you have come through for me. Will one of you please just order this dress, please have it in a size available for me to try on (oh say a sample size 14) and be happy to provide this service. Im sick of hearing 'just come in, we are too busy to look and see if we carry it' NO I WONT waste my time because I already know you dont carry it. IM THE BRIDE, order the freakin dress... this way myself and the other countless brides who are searching for this dress can finally try it on and make a decision...


LOVE,
Im addicted to Maggie Sottero Freya

Dear Office Air Condition,

Why are you on blast 365 days of the year.
I come to work every day and wear the same nasty sweater!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Dear Office Air Condition,

Why are you on blast 365 days of the year.
I come to work every day and wear the same nasty sweater!

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hee hee, I have an 'office sweater' too. I feel like an old lady.

Dear SugaBeans

Thanks for bringing this thread back! LOVE IT!

Hearts,
AMG

dear best friend,
thank you for venting about me on LIW.
And thank you for justifying it with 'I never meant for you to
read it'. That makes it much better.

The nerve of me to start planning my wedding before i even had a ring!!!

Also, thank you for understanding my sense of humor, when i suggested that, since you were all booked, you should bump it up to 07 so i can steal your date and save $$.

And of course, it's IMPOSSIBLE to plan a wedding in less than 18 months, so due to my procrastination, it would have NEVER happened in spring 08, like i've been planning on for 4 years now. oh, wait, it IS happening when i planned.

it took your stubborn FH 13 years to give in to you and agree to get married, and i'd been planning on getting married all along, and you're giving ME a hard time??

sincerely,
planning on being a spring 08 bride all along

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Dear Office Air Condition,

Why are you on blast 365 days of the year.
I come to work every day and wear the same nasty sweater!

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ha ha i have my office sweater too!!

i bring it home to wash like twice a year - nasty!

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Posted by Songstress1212

OOOh I know this is an old post but I wanna play this too!

Dear Foreign Customers,

Learn HOW TO TIP. I find it hard to believe that you still dont know the custom in America is to tip a waiter between 18 and 20 percent. I bust my *** for your table and you tip me 15 dollars on a 400 dollar check and then act like you dont know? Waiters dont get paid hourly you em effers, so the 4 hours we spend taking care of your table and not understanding you isnt for fun. For once I would like a table of foreigners to prove me wrong when I stand in the back and tell my fellow waiters, 'GREAT, an accent, no tip for me' but it never happens!!! UGHHHHHHHH

Love, the angry waitress who YOURE SO LUCKY doesnt spit loogies in your food.

OMG that felt great.

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i hope you have seen the movie WAITING - greatest movie ever and you will totally relate!

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Dear Office Air Condition,

Why are you on blast 365 days of the year.
I come to work every day and wear the same nasty sweater!

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ha ha i have my office sweater too!!

i bring it home to wash like twice a year - nasty!

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I know! and others borrow it lol

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Dear Office Air Condition,

Why are you on blast 365 days of the year.
I come to work every day and wear the same nasty sweater!

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ha ha i have my office sweater too!!

i bring it home to wash like twice a year - nasty!

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I know! and others borrow it lol

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I think we all have one of these. I just cleaned out my closet so the nasty sweater is being replaced but one that will be nasty in just a few short weeks!!!