When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
kristi313
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Dear Closet & Dresser:
I demand that you make your contents fit me! I swear on all that is edible that it's not my fault that your contents can't zip, button, snap or whatever.
Please see this problem is fixed ASAP, otherwise I will be foreced to go shopping and there will be a letter in my inbox box from DH saying:
Dear Wife:
Get another job!
Love, Your Broke DH
Thank you
Much Love, Lard A$$
I so totally Agree!!
Kristi I love you!!!!
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gawd i am so not looking forward to the hell that is the RSVPs.
guests sorta suck lol
pa56
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Dear Caterer,
Stop sending me emails that say 'refer to the attachment' and then forget the attachment!! You've done it three times today!
Regards, Hungry Bride
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DEAR RSVP'ers
Today is the deadline and 40 cards still floating out there somewhere.
AND
DEAR FIL's
You really suck because your's is one of them Do you not get the concept of a stamp XOXOXOXO
me
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DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
classic!! I just a peed a little in my pants...
I feel the same exact way!!!
boulderbride08
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DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
I am right there with you...people are really starting to piss me off! 32 outstanding rsvps...they have until tomorrow
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Dear Parents,
Please remember to check your child's homework EVERY DAY and send in EXACT AMOUNTS when asked for lunch money, trip money or class picture money. I am NOT a cashier or banker, and I do not have excess change just hanging around my desk.
Also, I don't think it's too much to ask that your child remembers to hand in assignments that were given OVER THREE WEEKS AGO. I think that FIVE DAILY REMINDERS is enough. If your child can remember every lyric to 'High School Musical' and can remember to sneak in Pokemon cards to play with at lunchtime (even when told NOT to), I think he can remember to bring in his completed homework.
And please stop threatening that you'll take your child back to 'my country' when your child fails a subject in my class. If your child spent more time studying his lessons and practicing reading skills, and less time watching 'High School Musical' and playing Wii or PSP3, he wouldn't need all the extra help we're trying to give to him.
As the school year begins, remember that YOU, the parent, are your child's first teacher. I can only do so much in 6 1/2 hours a day. You've had your child with you since birth. I'm doing the best I can for your child. It's up to him to help himself too.
Thank you, Your child's frustrated teacher
Danielle623
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DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
If your invite doesn't say '& GUEST' please do not try and as FH if you can have a guest. Because you know that I would say NO!
Please dont use your brothers invite as your GUEST because your brother will be out of town. You are NOT dating anyone!!!! If your brother can not make it that means WE have 1 less person to account for.
XOXOXO Almost a Bridezilla
Kimbalina
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DEAR __BALL$Y wedding guest__:
When you received the invitation with just you and your husbands name, it didn't give you an OPTION of adding your 3 year old on it. But thanks to you, all of our other guests who have children and KNOW they can't take them, will probably be pi$$ed at us. Love ya lots!
Definitely now a Bridezilla, Danielle623
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Dear Nursing home i am now employeed by:
As far as i understood.. ORIENTATION MENT TRAINING not THROWING ME TO THE WOLVES and expecting my NOT to be eaten!!!! I've only been a working nurse for 2 WEEKS!!!!! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING which is the whole purpose for ORIENTATION.. PLEASE SEND OUT A MEMO to those stupid employeers/unit managers who do not understand this when spoken to.... its getting mroe and more frustrating as the days go by.. i just dont understand whats so hard to get... YOU WERE NEW ONCE TOO YA KNOW (JERK!)
Yours truely, new nurse who has to stay late an 1 and half hours WITH OUT GETTING PAID becuase i cant get my job done in a timely manner.
p.s. PLEASE be nice im really trying and im not STUPID!
p.s.s. i may work in a nursing home but im NOT THE DEAF ONE and my hearing is just fine.. so if your going to discuss me.. do it infront of my face because no matter what i can STILL HEAR YOU!
Mici n KC
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Posted by florezpeeps
DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
I haven't gotten here yet but I am sure I will real soon!
Don't worry, it will be here soon enough! I'm getting tired of the 2 RSVPs a day!
lyss0908
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Posted by florezpeeps
DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
wundmoretime
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Dear everyone in my life:
Please stear clear of me today. Between this new bcp, wedding stress and idiots at work...I don't want to say or do anything I know I will regret...or be arrested for.
Sincerely, Hoping to be myself again real soon
Love this and i am with you.. There should be a 'do not speak to the bride hour' everyday- Also known as Happy Hour
does that come with 2 for 1 drinks?
kate0211
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Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
umm...karin? this might be a bad time to ask, but how am i supposed to get from your ceremony to the reception?? and where should i leave my car?? can you please work on this and get back to me?? thanks!!!
jk...im ridin in the limo OF COURSE!!! xoxo tell everyone to fcuk themselves!!!
FutureMrsCarrieri
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Posted by florezpeeps
DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
FutureMrsCarrieri
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Dear Parents,
Please remember to check your child's homework EVERY DAY and send in EXACT AMOUNTS when asked for lunch money, trip money or class picture money. I am NOT a cashier or banker, and I do not have excess change just hanging around my desk.
Also, I don't think it's too much to ask that your child remembers to hand in assignments that were given OVER THREE WEEKS AGO. I think that FIVE DAILY REMINDERS is enough. If your child can remember every lyric to 'High School Musical' and can remember to sneak in Pokemon cards to play with at lunchtime (even when told NOT to), I think he can remember to bring in his completed homework.
And please stop threatening that you'll take your child back to 'my country' when your child fails a subject in my class. If your child spent more time studying his lessons and practicing reading skills, and less time watching 'High School Musical' and playing Wii or PSP3, he wouldn't need all the extra help we're trying to give to him.
As the school year begins, remember that YOU, the parent, are your child's first teacher. I can only do so much in 6 1/2 hours a day. You've had your child with you since birth. I'm doing the best I can for your child. It's up to him to help himself too.
Thank you, Your child's frustrated teacher
Can you translate this so we can post it on the DOE site? LOL
CC11208
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Posted by CC11208
Dear Parents,
Please remember to check your child's homework EVERY DAY and send in EXACT AMOUNTS when asked for lunch money, trip money or class picture money. I am NOT a cashier or banker, and I do not have excess change just hanging around my desk.
Also, I don't think it's too much to ask that your child remembers to hand in assignments that were given OVER THREE WEEKS AGO. I think that FIVE DAILY REMINDERS is enough. If your child can remember every lyric to 'High School Musical' and can remember to sneak in Pokemon cards to play with at lunchtime (even when told NOT to), I think he can remember to bring in his completed homework.
And please stop threatening that you'll take your child back to 'my country' when your child fails a subject in my class. If your child spent more time studying his lessons and practicing reading skills, and less time watching 'High School Musical' and playing Wii or PSP3, he wouldn't need all the extra help we're trying to give to him.
As the school year begins, remember that YOU, the parent, are your child's first teacher. I can only do so much in 6 1/2 hours a day. You've had your child with you since birth. I'm doing the best I can for your child. It's up to him to help himself too.
Thank you, Your child's frustrated teacher
Can you translate this so we can post it on the DOE site? LOL
Which of the million different languages do you want?
CC11208
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Posted by KarinAmanda
Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
Isn't it funny that WE have gotten ourselves to other people's weddings without bothering the bride or groom all these years, and yet when it's OUR turn to get married, people think it's also OUR problem to figure this out for them???
I'm bad with directions, yet I made it to several out-of- state showers and weddings without the B&G's help. Why can't everyone else do this too?
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Dear Wedding Crasher,
When you failed to receive a phone call, a text message, a smoke signal, or AN INVITATION WITH YOUR NAME ON IT - that did not mean that I was playing hard to get. Please do not show up at my reception with ALL THREE OF YOUR CHILDREN the way you did at my sisters, and then proceed to ask where YOUR seating card is - as though I must have just forgotten because you are just SO special, there's no way you were not invited. Although me and my family have barely spoken to you for years. Just because we're close to your mother, that doesn't mean that we're close to you. I don't even know you! And i will NOT be as sweet as my sister was and just squeeze you in.Ever see 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'' I will personally pick you up and toss you out the door just like Uncle Phil used to do to Jazz. Don't play games with me!
