If your invite doesn't say '& GUEST' please do not try and as FH if you can have a guest. Because you know that I would say NO!
Please dont use your brothers invite as your GUEST because your brother will be out of town. You are NOT dating anyone!!!! If your brother can not make it that means WE have 1 less person to account for.
XOXOXO Almost a Bridezilla
Kimbalina
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Toucan311
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Dear Kim,
Why would you lie and say you're 'almost' a bridezilla. Thats silly.
Sincerely,
Heather
kristi313
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Dear Closet & Dresser:
I demand that you make your contents fit me! I swear on all that is edible that it's not my fault that your contents can't zip, button, snap or whatever.
Please see this problem is fixed ASAP, otherwise I will be foreced to go shopping and there will be a letter in my inbox box from DH saying:
Dear Wife:
Get another job!
Love, Your Broke DH
Thank you
Much Love, Lard A$$
SparkyandAng
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Posted by kmcs317
Dear everyone in my life:
Please stear clear of me today. Between this new bcp, wedding stress and idiots at work...I don't want to say or do anything I know I will regret...or be arrested for.
Sincerely, Hoping to be myself again real soon
OMG, you just spoke my words.
SparkyandAng
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Dear Closet & Dresser:
I demand that you make your contents fit me! I swear on all that is edible that it's not my fault that your contents can't zip, button, snap or whatever.
Please see this problem is fixed ASAP, otherwise I will be foreced to go shopping and there will be a letter in my inbox box from DH saying:
Dear Wife:
Get another job!
Love, Your Broke DH
Thank you
Much Love, Lard A$$
That has to be one of the funniest things I've read today.
SparkyandAng
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DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
I totally agree! Write the effin card out, put it in the envelope and in the mailbox...How freeeaking hard is that?
mmckinnon
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Dear FH,
I am tired of cleaning up your crumbs. If you make yourself lunch please throw away the hot pocket wrapper and pick up your crumbs!
Love, Maureen
P.S. The dishwasher has dirty dishes in it!
GinaZ
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ya why do people think its okay to invite someone to replace someone else??? I think thats weird.
Deatr US Post Office-
Your workers are slow, rude, and give incorrect information. You are also in dreadful need of hiring more people. It is not okay to ahve 3 people working when there is 80+ people in a line....
KarinAmanda
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Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
SparkyandAng
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Dear Car which I loved...
Why did you decide to die less than 2 months before the wedding, when I not only do not have time to car shop, but no money either.
much love Ang
Kimbalina
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Posted by kmcs317
Dear everyone in my life:
Please stear clear of me today. Between this new bcp, wedding stress and idiots at work...I don't want to say or do anything I know I will regret...or be arrested for.
Sincerely, Hoping to be myself again real soon
Love this and i am with you.. There should be a 'do not speak to the bride hour' everyday- Also known as Happy Hour
MikeandJess
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Posted by KarinAmanda
Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
AMEN TO THAT
meg210
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Posted by KarinAmanda
Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
people stink!
Kimbalina
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Posted by florezpeeps
DEAR __potential wedding guest__:
When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.
Yours, Helen
this is hysterical!!
Kimbalina
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Dear Kim,
Why would you lie and say you're 'almost' a bridezilla. Thats silly.
Sincerely,
Heather
Dear Heather-
I enjoy lying to myself!!! i wish you would not tell other people how mean and awful i am.... OXOXOXO Queen Bridezilla
Kimbalina
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Posted by KarinAmanda
Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
OMG- i am a month after you and am already having this problem!!
I Love Paolo
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Dear annoying person sitting next to me on the bus:
Why must you, as soon as you get on the bus, decide to call your long lost friend and proceed to tell them about your bathroom issues and gynological problems the entire hour long ride home.
Please, read the 'NO CELL PHONE' sign posted everywhere and refrain.
Kimbalina
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Posted by GinaZ
ya why do people think its okay to invite someone to replace someone else??? I think thats weird.
IDK!!!! but it is sooooo rude!
KarinAmanda
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Posted by Kimbalina
Posted by KarinAmanda
Dear EVERYONE who is coming to my wedding,
I am NOT coordinating rides between the ceremony and reception, also the reception and hotel. I dont care how you get there, just get there. I dont care if your date doesnt know anyone, its not my problem. STOP CALLING ME.
A bride who is so over her wedding, her wedding that hasnt happened yet.
OMG- i am a month after you and am already having this problem!!
like seriously?! i am so tired of phone calls from people asking me who is going with whom and where they should leave their cars, and their date doesnt know anyone but they are in the limo so who can they ride with. SERIOUSLY!!!???!!! Ok, I have NOTHING to do with 44 days till my wedding and work out the *** and a new house, let me make your plans for you over it, SOOOOO over it.
CMBove
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Posted by kristi313
Dear Closet & Dresser:
I demand that you make your contents fit me! I swear on all that is edible that it's not my fault that your contents can't zip, button, snap or whatever.
Please see this problem is fixed ASAP, otherwise I will be foreced to go shopping and there will be a letter in my inbox box from DH saying:
Dear Wife:
Get another job!
Love, Your Broke DH
Thank you
Much Love, Lard A$$
That has to be one of the funniest things I've read today.
I so totally Agree!!
Kimbalina
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Posted by SparkyandAng
Posted by kristi313
Dear Closet & Dresser:
I demand that you make your contents fit me! I swear on all that is edible that it's not my fault that your contents can't zip, button, snap or whatever.
Please see this problem is fixed ASAP, otherwise I will be foreced to go shopping and there will be a letter in my inbox box from DH saying:
