DEAR________:

DEAR __potential wedding guest__:

If your invite doesn't say '& GUEST' please do not try and as FH if you can have a guest. Because you know that I would say NO!

Please dont use your brothers invite as your GUEST because your brother will be out of town. You are NOT dating anyone!!!! If your brother can not make it that means WE have 1 less person to account for.

XOXOXO
Almost a Bridezilla

Kimbalina



Please add yours below

I could not have said it better myself

I have nothing to add today, but wanted to throw you a and and a for the stupid people!

Dear IT guy at my office:

That spot under your penis is where your balls should be

-Jessica

Dear my darling FH,

please stop putting the dry cleaing on the book selves there is a bag for that five feet away

love u

linda

Dear everyone in my life:

Please stear clear of me today. Between this new bcp, wedding stress and idiots at work...I don't want to say or do anything I know I will regret...or be arrested for.

Sincerely,
Hoping to be myself again real soon

Dear ___,

We asked you several months ago if there were guests you wanted invited - or seating issues for the reception, now that I am done you tell me 'you are thinking about it ' *** ! My own fault though because I tried to be nice and ask one last time to confirm.

DEAR __potential wedding guest__:

When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.

Yours,
Helen

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Posted by MikeandJess

Dear IT guy at my office:

That spot under your penis is where your balls should be

-Jessica

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omg! omg! p.i.m.p.!

Dear Client:

Can you please tell me the first time we speak how you want your budgets broken down -- NOT after everything was approved and off my desk change your mind And NO I can not have that revised copy to you in the next 10 minutes

DEAR



Why are you so dumb, you act like a retart, and can never remember anything. You say you never talked to this customer and when we remind you your like oooooo i now rememeber. You drive me *&^%&$^$&^ nuts, and off next time you come in at 900 am and start complaining i am going to ripe your head off.

Sincerly JILL






PS : can you tell i am having a crappy day

Dear IT Dept.

GET ME MY EMAIL ACESS NOW!!!! I'ts been an effing week since my email went down and I do everything you ask and it's stil not UP!!! Unlike you I have WORK TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this def just made my day....

Dear Bat,

Why you gotta be in my apartment? Its not even Halloween.

Go Home.

Love,

Heather

Dear Boss,

After 2 years of working here with no actual lunch hours , adding workload onto me because either nobody else wants to do it or because you fired the people who used to do it and have yet to replace them, and overall being the sole reason for my 24 year old hair to start going gray, just wanted to say thanks for NOT giving me a raise, and debating whether or not you want to give me off for my honeymoon. And as a token of my appreciation, I cordially invite you to kiss my @ss!

Love Me

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Posted by Mimacat

Dear Bat,

Why you gotta be in my apartment? Its not even Halloween.

Go Home.

Love,

Heather

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Is it still in your house, how are you suspose to get it out?

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Posted by florezpeeps

DEAR __potential wedding guest__:

When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.

Yours,
Helen

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by florezpeeps

DEAR __potential wedding guest__:

When I sent you the wedding invitation it included another little card with a self addressed envelope. It was not a decorational mini invite, no no, it was an rsvp card. I did not include it for the fun of it, I actually expected you to send that little card back to me, I made it as easy as possible, the postage was prepaid so you didn't have to hike 86 miles to the nearest post office, just to a mailbox. All you had to do was write your name and will attend or will not attend. I am sorry this notion was beyond your comprehension. You are part of the reason I am losing hope on humanity.

Yours,
Helen

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I haven't gotten here yet but I am sure I will real soon!

Dear Macy's,
Why is it when I call about a display in your window I have to go through 15 menuts to get to the dept I want, and when I get you on the phone you have no idea what I am talking about?

Sincerely,
FRUSTRATED SHOPPER

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Posted by lillprincess54

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Posted by Mimacat

Dear Bat,

Why you gotta be in my apartment? Its not even Halloween.

Go Home.

Love,

Heather

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Is it still in your house, how are you suspose to get it out?

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I got it out last night w/a pool skimmer!