DEAR________________-:

Dear Co-worker.

It is NOT THAT cold out. We do not need the heat turned up to 78. Are you kidding me,. Put on the sweater hanging off the back of your chair!!!!
i have a short sleeve shirt on as it is, and HR will be highly upset if I take it off.

Really is it necessary?!?!?!?!?!
Thanks,
xoxoxo
'Too young for Menopause'

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Posted by Kimbalina

Dear Co-worker.

It is NOT THAT cold out. We do not need the heat turned up to 78. Are you kidding me,. Put on the sweater hanging off the back of your chair!!!!
i have a short sleeve shirt on as it is, and HR will be highly upset if I take it off.

Really is it necessary?!?!?!?!?!
Thanks,
xoxoxo
'Too young for Menopause'

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by Kimbalina

Dear Co-worker.

It is NOT THAT cold out. We do not need the heat turned up to 78. Are you kidding me,. Put on the sweater hanging off the back of your chair!!!!
i have a short sleeve shirt on as it is, and HR will be highly upset if I take it off.

Really is it necessary?!?!?!?!?!
Thanks,
xoxoxo
'Too young for Menopause'

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Dear Boss.

I am really SWAMPED and although I can multi-task and be on LIW (which you dont know about anyway) I do not need to go and sit for a 'quick meeting' which will turn about to be about an hour because you talk too much.


Sincerely,
your extremely busy employee.

Seriously,, i just want to scream, but on the other hand,, i am hoping she will have a hot flash soon.

Dear STYE ( )

Why must you choose to appear 3 days before my wedding? Why must you make my life a living he ll? I do not want to look like this with a swollen eye, but rather this all happy with two happy eyes.

I hate you stye - go away

Love

The bride with the swollen left eye three days before her wedding

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear STYE ( )

Why must you choose to appear 3 days before my wedding? Why must you make my life a living he ll? I do not want to look like this with a swollen eye, but rather this all happy with two happy eyes.

I hate you stye - go away

Love

The bride with the swollen left eye three days before her wedding

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LOVE you and your stye Karin!!!

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Posted by Kimbalina

Seriously,, i just want to scream, but on the other hand,, i am hoping she will have a hot flash soon.

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Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

you all crack me up.

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

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I hope that they dont try and sell yet!!

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Posted by Kimbalina

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

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I hope that they dont try and sell yet!!

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thanks kim. it is actually for sale already. people have come to look at it. it's got two apts in it so i can only hope that if it does sell, it's bought by an investor who doesn't plan on kicking us out.

Dear Annoying Cold,

Please go away....my bridal shower is this weekend and I don't want to be sick for it!!!

Sincerely & stuffy,
Kat

Dear Rude Wedding Guest(s),
I'm glad you came and enjoyed yourself at the wedding and didn't even have the decency to give us a card - not even one with just a note inside to wish us well. Its not about money - its truly the thought that counts. Thanks SO much for gracing us with your presence.

Dear Inconsiderate Invitees,

I know you all have very busy lives, but I implore you to take a minute or so out of your day to check one of tiny lines on the RSVP. We have gone ahead and pre-addressed and stamped the envelope so you can simply throw it in a mailbox or your out-box at work. Many, if not most of you have in our shoes so there should be some sympathetic feelings.

sincerely,
Bride waiting on baited breathe

Dear Boss, Staff and all DMH Employees:

I wish I could say that I am going to miss this place for the next 2 weeks....but that would be an untruth!!!! I will not be reachable by phone so please figure out all your problems without me...

Signed
2 Hours and Counting Till I'm Outta Here!!!

Dear Missing RSVPers,

Why is it so hard for you to check off a simple accepts or declines and number attending? I stamped it already for you....all you have to do is a simple check and a number.... why is that so difficult for people.

Love,
The Bride

P.S. - Don't act all surprised when I call either, we all know you did not respond and your response can not be the only response that got lost in the mail!