DEAR________________-:

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Posted by KK Holiday

Dear ____________, (name withheld)

Thank you so much for being annoying all the time. For not ever giving a gift for our e-party OR our wedding. It is so obvious that you are jealous of DH & I through your choice of words, actions, and the way you stare dreamily at DH when he's not looking. Please get your act together and realize that you should be happy for us, instead of mourning the loss of DH.

Thanks!

Kathryn

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Posted by RockysGirl

Dear Calendar,

Please hurry up and move forward for me! It's been a month since I left dear FH in Colorado and it hurts like you'd never believe to know that there's still 11 more weeks until we're together again. Please pass by quicker than usual and bring him to me

Love,
the cherished Fiance, alone in New York

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Posted by FutureMrsCarrieri

Dear student of mine:

Stop running home and making up stories about me. It would be kind of funny if your unreasonable mother didn't believe every ridiculous word you say. I know you're six but you are starting to look unstable.
If I were a different kind of teacher I'd give you something to run home about!

Signed,
too tired for this nonsense

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Posted by CC11208

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Posted by RockysGirl

Dear Calendar,

Please hurry up and move forward for me! It's been a month since I left dear FH in Colorado and it hurts like you'd never believe to know that there's still 11 more weeks until we're together again. Please pass by quicker than usual and bring him to me

Love,
the cherished Fiance, alone in New York

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Awwwwww!!!!

I thought it's hard for me to be without FH when he goes on his frequent business trips........ hope these weeks fly by for you and your FH!!

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by Kimbalina

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

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I hope that they dont try and sell yet!!

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thanks kim. it is actually for sale already. people have come to look at it. it's got two apts in it so i can only hope that if it does sell, it's bought by an investor who doesn't plan on kicking us out.

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Posted by Kerin2804

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by Kimbalina

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

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I hope that they dont try and sell yet!!

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thanks kim. it is actually for sale already. people have come to look at it. it's got two apts in it so i can only hope that if it does sell, it's bought by an investor who doesn't plan on kicking us out.

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Do you have a lease ? I believe the law states that even if a home is sold, the new owner has to abide by the lease.

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Posted by jessnstu08

Dear BM ,

thank you for bringing a guest to my wedding who is not a boyfriend , and not giving a gift or card. Your especially classy email that stated ' I reserve my right to send a gift up until one year after the wedding , so no you didn't loose my card' - not that I asked you about a card, was especially classy. You could have at least gave me a card , since you begged to be a bridesmaid in the first place , and to say that in an email instead of calling me shows just how good of a friend you are .
Oh and thank you for insisting you were going to loose weight and order a dress 2 sizes too small even though i told you its better off to get it the size you are then take a chance and get it taken in . If anyone understands the struggle of weight I do , yet instead of ordering the size 26 you insisted on the 22 even though i told you to ignore the size and go by measurements
not only did you not loose one pound, you looked like 2 pound sausage stuffed into a 1 pound casing , which looks GREAT in all my pictures.

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Posted by sophisticat13

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Posted by mRm2008

Dear Rude Wedding Guest(s),
I'm glad you came and enjoyed yourself at the wedding and didn't even have the decency to give us a card - not even one with just a note inside to wish us well. Its not about money - its truly the thought that counts. Thanks SO much for gracing us with your presence.

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That sounds like the exact wording I am using for some TY cards!!!! Except I want to add that I am glad they enjoyed themselves at the RD too....glad you loved all your free food w/o one heartfelt wedding wish Oh I almost forgot I loved the serving of cleavage we all rec'd w/the RD...I mean, why'd we get a cake???? [/QUOTE

OMG I'm so glad I'm not the only one

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You're definitely not the only one!

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Posted by Lorin

Dear Boss,

I got laid off, yes not your fault, and it was along with another 14 employees for 're-organazation', my last day is Nov 28th but then someone decided to leave who wasnt laid off so I was offered that position, I asked for 4 thousand dollars more to take the position which is really really really not a whole lot considering its a lot more responsibility and work, the person who left was going to be paid about 10K more than that extra 4K and you say you want me there sooo bad. Bullllll shttttt!!! I freakin hate you!!!!! You said HR said noooo, liar liar liar, because you would never show me their 'formal response' to my request but would send me an email saying, they said no. Actually, you told them, dont worry, Ill save the company money, Ill get her to do it for her current salary! Well, anyway, for reasons that are none of your business, I took the damn job, you actually had the nervvve to cry b/c you were so happy I was staying and then said you love me like a mother and wont let anyone hurt me and would do anything for me...hey you mother fer, how about those 4K?? I hate you, you two faced biatch!!!!!!!

Love, your employee who will use you and this job to get ahead and will leave ur A%S when I have put my time in!

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Posted by MyLobster

Dear disguisting under arm flab,

Oh how I do hate you. You refuse to go away even after spending 4 days a week at the gym plus pushups. I did not send you an invite and would appreciate if you did not crash my wedding. My strapless dress is not fond of you and neither is the camera. I do not think it's cute for you to 'wave' at all of my guests. I would rather not have you making an appearance in my wedding pics for all to see for the rest of my life. I beg of you...please go away and never return. We have had quite a few years together but it's time to part ways.

Sincerely,
Right and left wanna-be toned arms

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Posted by Lorin

Dear Boss,

I got laid off, yes not your fault, and it was along with another 14 employees for 're-organazation', my last day is Nov 28th but then someone decided to leave who wasnt laid off so I was offered that position, I asked for 4 thousand dollars more to take the position which is really really really not a whole lot considering its a lot more responsibility and work, the person who left was going to be paid about 10K more than that extra 4K and you say you want me there sooo bad. Bullllll shttttt!!! I freakin hate you!!!!! You said HR said noooo, liar liar liar, because you would never show me their 'formal response' to my request but would send me an email saying, they said no. Actually, you told them, dont worry, Ill save the company money, Ill get her to do it for her current salary! Well, anyway, for reasons that are none of your business, I took the damn job, you actually had the nervvve to cry b/c you were so happy I was staying and then said you love me like a mother and wont let anyone hurt me and would do anything for me...hey you mother fer, how about those 4K?? I hate you, you two faced biatch!!!!!!!

Love, your employee who will use you and this job to get ahead and will leave ur A%S when I have put my time in!

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Posted by MyLobster

Dear disguisting under arm flab,

Oh how I do hate you. You refuse to go away even after spending 4 days a week at the gym plus pushups. I did not send you an invite and would appreciate if you did not crash my wedding. My strapless dress is not fond of you and neither is the camera. I do not think it's cute for you to 'wave' at all of my guests. I would rather not have you making an appearance in my wedding pics for all to see for the rest of my life. I beg of you...please go away and never return. We have had quite a few years together but it's time to part ways.

Sincerely,
Right and left wanna-be toned arms

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Posted by Lorin

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Posted by Kerin2804

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by Kimbalina

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear Landlord,

Please do not sell the house I am living in until nxt September. We are not ready to move yet and I really don't want to lug all of my stuff into another LI apt and then move to NH within the year. At the very least, please please please do not sell until December. I can't handle the stress of having to move before / right after my wedding.

Your always-pays-on-time, made-tons-of-improvements tenant.

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I hope that they dont try and sell yet!!

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thanks kim. it is actually for sale already. people have come to look at it. it's got two apts in it so i can only hope that if it does sell, it's bought by an investor who doesn't plan on kicking us out.

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Do you have a lease ? I believe the law states that even if a home is sold, the new owner has to abide by the lease.

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This is absolutely true!!!

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