Why is it so hard for you to check off a simple accepts or declines and number attending? I stamped it already for you....all you have to do is a simple check and a number.... why is that so difficult for people.
Love, The Bride
P.S. - Don't act all surprised when I call either, we all know you did not respond and your response can not be the only response that got lost in the mail!
this is my current one...they still have time before the actually rsvp date but i just want them all back hehehe.
and id like to add...ps when the time comes and u send out rsvps...just remember i will hold on to mine until the last possible moment just so u know how it feels
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Dear Calendar,
Please hurry up and move forward for me! It's been a month since I left dear FH in Colorado and it hurts like you'd never believe to know that there's still 11 more weeks until we're together again. Please pass by quicker than usual and bring him to me
Love, the cherished Fiance, alone in New York
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Dear Economy,
Please hurry up and get better! It's not fun not working and I could really use a job before christmas. Please turn around so that the mortgage/real estate industry needs to hire me.
Thanks so much,
Out of work and going crazy
KK Holiday
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Dear ____________, (name withheld)
Thank you so much for being annoying all the time. For not ever giving a gift for our e-party OR our wedding. It is so obvious that you are jealous of DH & I through your choice of words, actions, and the way you stare dreamily at DH when he's not looking. Please get your act together and realize that you should be happy for us, instead of mourning the loss of DH.
Thanks!
Kathryn
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Dear ____________, (name withheld)
Thank you so much for being annoying all the time. For not ever giving a gift for our e-party OR our wedding. It is so obvious that you are jealous of DH & I through your choice of words, actions, and the way you stare dreamily at DH when he's not looking. Please get your act together and realize that you should be happy for us, instead of mourning the loss of DH.
Thanks!
Kathryn
i wanna know moreee lol
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Dear Mailman,
Bring me more RSVPs!!!! I check every day, and every day there's NOTHING WAITING FOR ME!! You must be eating them. That's the only explanation as to why a pre-stamped envelope with the address already printed on the damn thing won't be sent. I can't think of any other reason!!!!!!
From, don't play dumb - You know exactly who this is!!!!!
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Dear Co-worker, Why am I sitting here busting my a$$ at work while you are on the sports page on yahoo. Please stop complaining that you can't get your work done when you sit around all day doing nothing and then at the end of the month everyone must pick up your slack. I find you highly annoying and one day if you piss me off enough I may tell you to your face. Today was almost the day.
Signed, A really pissed off social worker
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i can never ever get enough of this when you guys do this....
i heart you all!!!!
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Dear New York State Bar,
Why do you make us wait 3+ months to find out if we passed or failed the bar? I know you have scored the tests already - you sent a letter transferring my score to New Jersey. Yet I still must wait AT LEAST another month. Why is torture a necessary component in becoming an attorney.? Law school already made me lose my hair and lose my mind. Now maybe you can make me have a heart attack.
xoxo,
Jessie
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Dear Future sister in law:
I guess being nice to everything one was just a act. i guess you are just a rude person and im really starting not to like you.
from your future sis in law.
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Dear Rude Wedding Guest(s), I'm glad you came and enjoyed yourself at the wedding and didn't even have the decency to give us a card - not even one with just a note inside to wish us well. Its not about money - its truly the thought that counts. Thanks SO much for gracing us with your presence.
That sounds like the exact wording I am using for some TY cards!!!! Except I want to add that I am glad they enjoyed themselves at the RD too....glad you loved all your free food w/o one heartfelt wedding wish Oh I almost forgot I loved the serving of cleavage we all rec'd w/the RD...I mean, why'd we get a cake????
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Dear Rude Wedding Guest(s), I'm glad you came and enjoyed yourself at the wedding and didn't even have the decency to give us a card - not even one with just a note inside to wish us well. Its not about money - its truly the thought that counts. Thanks SO much for gracing us with your presence.
That sounds like the exact wording I am using for some TY cards!!!! Except I want to add that I am glad they enjoyed themselves at the RD too....glad you loved all your free food w/o one heartfelt wedding wish Oh I almost forgot I loved the serving of cleavage we all rec'd w/the RD...I mean, why'd we get a cake????
OMG I'm so glad I'm not the only one
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Posted by KK Holiday
Dear ____________, (name withheld)
Thank you so much for being annoying all the time. For not ever giving a gift for our e-party OR our wedding. It is so obvious that you are jealous of DH & I through your choice of words, actions, and the way you stare dreamily at DH when he's not looking. Please get your act together and realize that you should be happy for us, instead of mourning the loss of DH.
Thanks!
Kathryn
i wanna know moreee lol
Yes, tell us more....LOL
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Dear Mom I am sorry that you do not know how to use a computer and decided to hand write all the rsvp's out and now that we need to do the place cards so that we can put the names on them you are freaking out. You should have asked to learn how to put them on a spreadsheet like I said from the beginning instead of laughing and saying you like your antiquated ways. Life is much easier using a computer!!!
Love always, Your computer literate daughter
(don't get me wrong I love my mom, but it is sooooo frustrating!!)
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Dear Pimple between my eyebrows:
I'm not sure why you decided to plant yourself in the middle of my head but it's downright RUDE. It's been a very long time since you and your kind have shown yourselves and now you decide to pay me a visit? Do you realize how important this weekend is to me? Do you know that no matter how much crap I put on to conceal you, there is no hiding the fact that you are there! Do you HAVE to be so red? I hope you took all the offence in the world when I burned your A$$ with that hot compress. I hope you enjoyed when I doused you in alcohol, you son of a Bit(h.
mRm2008
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Dear Pimple between my eyebrows:
I'm not sure why you decided to plant yourself in the middle of my head but it's downright RUDE. It's been a very long time since you and your kind have shown yourselves and now you decide to pay me a visit? Do you realize how important this weekend is to me? Do you know that no matter how much crap I put on to conceal you, there is no hiding the fact that you are there! Do you HAVE to be so red? I hope you took all the offence in the world when I burned your A$$ with that hot compress. I hope you enjoyed when I doused you in alcohol, you son of a Bit(h.
OMG I just peed my pants I seriously am going to recite those last two lines in the mirror the next time one pops out on me
On a serious note go out and get some Mint Julep Mud Mask, I used that religiously before the wedding. At night put a thick glob of it on any zit that is trying to form. Let it dry and then go to bed. When you get up in the morning you will notice they are smaller and drying up. I did it every night - looked rediculous but it paid off!
Danielle623
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Dear Pimple between my eyebrows:
I'm not sure why you decided to plant yourself in the middle of my head but it's downright RUDE. It's been a very long time since you and your kind have shown yourselves and now you decide to pay me a visit? Do you realize how important this weekend is to me? Do you know that no matter how much crap I put on to conceal you, there is no hiding the fact that you are there! Do you HAVE to be so red? I hope you took all the offence in the world when I burned your A$$ with that hot compress. I hope you enjoyed when I doused you in alcohol, you son of a Bit(h.
OMG I just peed my pants I seriously am going to recite those last two lines in the mirror the next time one pops out on me
On a serious note go out and get some Mint Julep Mud Mask, I used that religiously before the wedding. At night put a thick glob of it on any zit that is trying to form. Let it dry and then go to bed. When you get up in the morning you will notice they are smaller and drying up. I did it every night - looked rediculous but it paid off!
Ha! It's on it's way out but the little bastid has been there since before my bachelorette parrty and that was 2 weeks ago! I will take your advice though and look for the Mint Julep.
mRm2008
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Posted by Danielle623
Dear Pimple between my eyebrows:
I'm not sure why you decided to plant yourself in the middle of my head but it's downright RUDE. It's been a very long time since you and your kind have shown yourselves and now you decide to pay me a visit? Do you realize how important this weekend is to me? Do you know that no matter how much crap I put on to conceal you, there is no hiding the fact that you are there! Do you HAVE to be so red? I hope you took all the offence in the world when I burned your A$$ with that hot compress. I hope you enjoyed when I doused you in alcohol, you son of a Bit(h.
OMG I just peed my pants I seriously am going to recite those last two lines in the mirror the next time one pops out on me
On a serious note go out and get some Mint Julep Mud Mask, I used that religiously before the wedding. At night put a thick glob of it on any zit that is trying to form. Let it dry and then go to bed. When you get up in the morning you will notice they are smaller and drying up. I did it every night - looked rediculous but it paid off!
Ha! It's on it's way out but the little bastid has been there since before my bachelorette parrty and that was 2 weeks ago! I will take your advice though and look for the Mint Julep.
Danielle623
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Posted by Danielle623
Dear Pimple between my eyebrows:
I'm not sure why you decided to plant yourself in the middle of my head but it's downright RUDE. It's been a very long time since you and your kind have shown yourselves and now you decide to pay me a visit? Do you realize how important this weekend is to me? Do you know that no matter how much crap I put on to conceal you, there is no hiding the fact that you are there! Do you HAVE to be so red? I hope you took all the offence in the world when I burned your A$$ with that hot compress. I hope you enjoyed when I doused you in alcohol, you son of a Bit(h.
OMG I just peed my pants I seriously am going to recite those last two lines in the mirror the next time one pops out on me
On a serious note go out and get some Mint Julep Mud Mask, I used that religiously before the wedding. At night put a thick glob of it on any zit that is trying to form. Let it dry and then go to bed. When you get up in the morning you will notice they are smaller and drying up. I did it every night - looked rediculous but it paid off!
Ha! It's on it's way out but the little bastid has been there since before my bachelorette parrty and that was 2 weeks ago! I will take your advice though and look for the Mint Julep.
