Dear _____________

Dear Snitching Coworker,

I'm sorry that I was 17 minutes late yesterday because my bus hit traffic at the Midtown Tunnel, but last time I checked, I don't report to you and its not your business.

Now I'm taking the money back for the gift I paid into for your first born child and you can eat it.

Oh and NO ONE LIKES YOU! We only talk to you because you have all the management gossip.



Signed,

Ididn'treportyouwhenyouwerelateonWednesdaydikcubiclemate

Dear Students,

Winter Break starts at 3:05 pm, not at 12:45 pm. Please get back into normal mode!!!

Love,
Your teacher who still is sending home notes to you about missing lessons

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Posted by KittyGags

Dear Snitching Coworker,

I'm sorry that I was 17 minutes late yesterday because my bus hit traffic at the Midtown Tunnel, but last time I checked, I don't report to you and its not your business.

Now I'm taking the money back for the gift I paid into for your first born child and you can eat it.

Oh and NO ONE LIKES YOU! We only talk to you because you have all the management gossip.



Signed,

Ididn'treportyouwhenyouwerelateonWednesdaydikcubiclemate

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OMG, this sounds like something out of The Office!!! Dwight Schrute much????

dear a$$,

can u not expand too much after fh and i go out to dinner..i reallydont want to eat another salad so if u could just maybe let this one go id really appreciate it
thanks ur ever loving food body

Dear Nosy Incompetent Employee,

I cannot WAIT to write your review because if you spent HALF the time doing your work as you do minding peoples business/ finishing their sentences then you would actually be getting a raise and a good review and I wouldn't have to deal with the fall out from your lack of follow up and limited skill set.

MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS,

Your Boss,

TiredcrankydietingbridezillawhowouldslapyouifIdidntneedajob

Dear ex-co-worker,

We weren't friends when you worked here. We haven't gotten closer since you left. Please don't come in to visit and force me to make awkward small talk with you for 10 minutes while you try to read my computer screen over my shoulder.

Oh yes, and also get your fat a$$ up from sitting on my desk!

Love,
Your happy to be former co-worker


I might have to write another one, lots of people are p1ssing me off today.

Dear My Inspiration to Lose 10 Pounds,

Where are you? It's been too long, buddy!

- Candy and Carb lover

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Posted by chicky724

Dear ex-co-worker,

We weren't friends when you worked here. We haven't gotten closer since you left. Please don't come in to visit and force me to make awkward small talk with you for 10 minutes while you try to read my computer screen over my shoulder.

Oh yes, and also get your fat a$$ up from sitting on my desk!

Love,
Your happy to be former co-worker


I might have to write another one, lots of people are p1ssing me off today.

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Haha - I SO know what you mean about that co-worker.

Dear Bailey,

Thank you for peeing on mommy's curtain this morning resulting in mommy being late to work and having to take down all the curtains in the livingroom to be washed. It was so sweet of you to think that is what I wanted to wake up to this morning you are the best puppy ever

Love always,
yourlovingunderstandinghavetoloveyoubecauseyouaremybaby'smother.

Dear cupcake,

I love you so much but yet you make me gain like 80 million pounds in the matter of seconds. Why must you taste so good and make me crave you even more? Why cant you be delicious and delightfully healthy? Why oh Why!!

Love, Your admirer

Dear 'Sick Passenger'

Why do you always end up on my train? I'm sorry you're not feeling well but is the train really the right place to go to feel better?

Thank you for having my boss standing at my cube looking at his watch as I walk in LATE.

Sincerely
On the boss's s**t list

OMG you ladies are hysterical

Dear Cold I've had for the past 3 days


The mucus in my chest must be like those little booger people in the mucinex commercials b/c I am about to die from coughing and blowing my nose. Please go away so I can have a nice V-day w/ my FH.



Love,

atleastIdon'thaveafeveranymorebutthiscongestionhasgottogo

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Posted by gina409

dear a$$,

can u not expand too much after fh and i go out to dinner..i reallydont want to eat another salad so if u could just maybe let this one go id really appreciate it
thanks ur ever loving food body

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HAHAHAHA I'm rolling!

Dear FH,

I know that you have a new job and have no time whatsoever for me, but when you say you are leaving work in 5 minutes and an hour later, you still havent left, I start to get pissed off especially when I couldve gone out with my co workers for a drink............Ugh!!! So annoyed


Vent over.......

Dear 9th graders,

Why do you think that after talking throughout the whole Chinua Achebe interview that I showed on the SMART Board, that I am going to let you watch 'David After Dentist' on youtube? Why do you look at me so indignantly when I refuse? Please just finish your critical lens essay over break, since we have gone over it 25 times and many of you have still not handed in so much as a rough draft.

P,S. I love you all.

Sincerely,
yourcaringbutfrustratedteacher

Dear Principal,

Could you please come and observe me on a day when I'm not coughing up a lung and feeling like i'm going to die you can actually see that I'm a good teacher? I would really like to get tenure, and your making this very difficult for me...

Sincerely,
Your stressed, sick, and extremely anxious bio teacher

Dear F*ck wad building security guy,

Don't come up here acting like you are ready to hang someone.I gave you a weekend list so you can let these damn people come up during the weekend but yet you still complain that they need access cards.Umm hello they have access cards but some got deactivated so what are you going to do now...a-hole..

From,
Someone who would love to stab you in the throat for yelling

Dear Personwhosenameiwontsay,

Lying at work is not cool. It made me angry, and you owe a class a party.

Sincerely,

apersonwhowantedtoenjoyherlastfridaybeforebreakandwasinsteadfurious allday