Dear _____________

Dear MTA Buses,

You make my commute on Union Tpke the most unpleasent experience EVER. You take over all 3 lanes without an ounce of care. I truly think that the head of the MTA says, 'drivers, just plow back into the traffic who cares!, those little cars will just have to move out of the way'. I wish I could just ram my car into your bus when you just decide to come into the lane I am in.

You big bully!

Dear Mentor,
If I knew how to do everything I would not be called a STUDENT!! When I come to you for guidance please do not sigh, roll your eyes or call me names!! It is not my fault these damn experiments are not working...I am trying my best! Not to mention you are the one who proposed the F-ing grant idea in the first place.

Signed,
Your student who may quit or have a nervous breakdown which ever happends first

Dear Stupid People from counties I do not recognize in Georgia-

There is no need for you to drive 50 miles an hour in the left hand lane. That lane is reserved for people who are aware that all FAST moving traffic belongs there. If you are from Bibb, Hall, Polk or any other po dunk county and you see a red VW beetle convertible coming up behind you:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!

Same goes for the stupid people who ride Vespas!! Get out of my way or Ill just hafta knock you over.


Thank you

Dear A-hole,


Please stop being such an A-hole. I REALLY dont like you at all and there is no prize so get a freaking LIFE and STOP jacking everyone elses!


♥
Barbie

Dear Metabolism,

It would be really great if you could just pick it up a few notches so I don't have to drag azz to the gym 4 times a week or watch my carb intake.

Thanks,
Jen

Dear Economy,

Please get better quick we are all praying for a speedy recovery....you are really screwing ALL of us by being 'down' so please do what you have to do and cut us all a break

Love,
a bride who is trying her hardest to pay for her wedding and not go into debt for it.

Dear a_holes that live upstairs from us,

Do me a favor, if you're going to kill each other, do it quickly and quietly, stop breaking $h!t in our apartment due to your slamming, banging and beating!!!!!! Find another place to live, preferably MARS!!!!!

Signed,
thetenantswholivebelowyouthatarequietrespectfulandtotallyoveryourdrama

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Posted by MirabellaNYC

Dear Metabolism,

It would be really great if you could just pick it up a few notches so I don't have to drag azz to the gym 4 times a week or watch my carb intake.

Thanks,
Jen

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Dear A-hole,


Please stop being such an A-hole. I REALLY dont like you at all and there is no prize so get a freaking LIFE and STOP jacking everyone elses!


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Barbie

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I like this one I wonder

Dear Infomercial,

I wish you wouldn't broadcast during the wee hours of the morning when I am tossing and turning on the couch , trying to survive another night with this sinus/flu thing. In my weakened state, I feel that EVERY single one of your products could be useful in my everyday life and if I had enough energy, I would be getting off the couch to fetch my credit card and order you. I mean, how GREAT would my life be if I ordered the monster1200 steam cleaner? I bet if I had that, I could sanitize my whole house and not be laying here on the couch, dying. So, please, broadcast at some normal hour of the day, when I'd be in my right state of mind to resist your infomercial-tastic temptation.

Sincerely,
Ooh!IcouldreallyusethatthingyLookhowneatthatis!

Dear Kitty,

Why, oh why did you have to go and nom on my beautiful roses? Now, they are hiding on top of the dryer with the sliding door closed so that you won't eat them. The only time I can see the flowers that FH bought me for V-day is when I'm washing his unmentionables.

Love,
Thebridewhoislettingyousleeponherstomachanyway

Oh, and a serious one:

Dear Buffalo News website,

Thank you for your extensive coverage of Flight 3407. I now have hope for small city journalism thanks to your honest portrayal of everything going on. You are the most up-to-date out of any of my news sources.

Love,
Girlsobsessionbeingfed

Dear Assface Upstairs,

Thank you for having your friends over every single night of the week to scream at video games and not have them leave til 330AM. I appreciate it so much, I just wish that once you would extend the invite to me.

Love,
Thegirlthatreportedyoutothemanagementcompanyforhavingamothereffingtreadmillinyourapartment!!!!!!!!

dear sister in law:

I understand you just had a c-cection..but please stop being so phony..its getting under my skin!