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Dear Neighbors in the apartment beside me,

I understand you are 19 years old, young and in love, but please stop having sex so loudly. its disgusting. move to the floor so i cant hear your bed, and put a pillow over your mouth. I know what you both look like, and the image is going to give me nightmares.


sincerely,

your neighbor who is ready to vomit.

wow!!!

I know what this is like and you are right, it's disgusting!!!

Gross!
I would cry if I had to listen to that ...

You should do the same to them! Just start moaning at some point or even better, as you're moaning, start making weird animal noises!!!!

'oooo ahhh, yeah that's right, mmmmm MOOOOOOOO OINK OINK!'

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Posted by Becca2010

You should do the same to them! Just start moaning at some point or even better, as you're moaning, start making weird animal noises!!!!

'oooo ahhh, yeah that's right, mmmmm MOOOOOOOO OINK OINK!'

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Posted by Becca2010

You should do the same to them! Just start moaning at some point or even better, as you're moaning, start making weird animal noises!!!!

'oooo ahhh, yeah that's right, mmmmm MOOOOOOOO OINK OINK!'

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LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MarjorieFrank

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Posted by Becca2010

You should do the same to them! Just start moaning at some point or even better, as you're moaning, start making weird animal noises!!!!

'oooo ahhh, yeah that's right, mmmmm MOOOOOOOO OINK OINK!'

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LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Great idea!

LOL!!!

Omg!!! That's horrible.

But I understand the npise factor, we have a 2 year old above us and all u hear is thump thump thump tump BOOM. (Him running then falling)

Its the worst at 7am saturdayssss!!!!!

i have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

poor thing

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Posted by StaceYums81

i would print this out and slip it under their door lol

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Dear FSD,

Please stop driving me totally bonkers. I know its hard for you, what with being 6 1/2 and all....but I deserve some peace, quiet and a little damn respect. I do a lot of crap for you (including being your primary care giver) so the least you could do is listen when I say things and do as I ask. Is that so freakin hard???


Sincerely,

Your supremely frustrated future step-mother