Dear _______________

Dear Coworker,

I understand that you've now discovered 'Family Guy'. Welcome to the 21st century. Your reaction to the repeat episode you saw last night - where Stewie kills Lois - kind of worries me though. You asked 'what does he have against her?'
Um. They're not real people. They're not even actors. They're CARTOONS.

I think my head is going to explode.

Love you bunches,
-K

Dear uterus


I hate you. You are really hurting me right now. Please calm down.


- The girl crawled in a ball on the floor in pain

Dear Job,

Go away. Please. You make me completely miserable. Like a bad boyfriend. I hate you and can't wait to leave.

Thank you for making my hump day a tearful f-uped day. And boss, thanks for being just like Miranda from Devil Wears Prada. I find your split personality most amusing...

Sincerely,

The employee with no makeup today and the red eyes who is sending her resume out at her desk :)