DEAR____________________-

coworker of 2+ yrs

LEARN HOW TO FKN USE A FAX MACHINe!! its not rocket science!!

Dear Auditors (AGAIN),

Stop asking me to scan stuff for you. Go do it yourself. It's a copy machine... put the paper in, push email, push start

OH AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES THAT MAKE YOU WALK WITH YOUR THIGHS AND KNEES TOUCHING. I hope you fall

BOSS,

You keep asking me how I'm doing when you know I've been slowly dying of the flu at my desk for two days now. TELL ME TO GO HOME ALREADY CHEAPSKATE!

Hey I'm an Auditor! We know HOW to use the copy machine, we just don't want to!