DEAR_____________
Dear Skankeriffic who sits in front of me:
No amount of running your hot pink 2 inch nails circa 1992 through your mousy brown dry *** split ended hair is going to make it look any better. And every time you do it, your skankeriffic cigarette stench wafts over to offend my nostrils. So please stop.
While you're at it, please remove those ugly *** sandals that you wore ALL WINTER. Yes, SANDALS. And go back to bumblefuck Indiana or wherever you came from. Get some class.
Your non skaky, non-fan fellow student,
Jamie
No amount of running your hot pink 2 inch nails circa 1992 through your mousy brown dry *** split ended hair is going to make it look any better. And every time you do it, your skankeriffic cigarette stench wafts over to offend my nostrils. So please stop.
While you're at it, please remove those ugly *** sandals that you wore ALL WINTER. Yes, SANDALS. And go back to bumblefuck Indiana or wherever you came from. Get some class.
Your non skaky, non-fan fellow student,
Jamie
