Dear Co-Worker:

dear co-workers:

SHUT UP!! about food and the weather and food and the weather and food.

sincerly,
me

Dear Co-Worker:

When you eat lunch in the 'community room', please refrain from taking your shoes off and putting your feet up on the table where other people eat.

Sincerely,
Disgusted while eating

Dear Co-Worker:

When there is pizza or sandwiches in the community room, please DO NOT eat the cheese off the pizza and leave the rest of the slice in the box, or take the middle out of the sandwich and leave the bread. There are garbages for a reason.

Sincerely,
Person who does not eat food from community room.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Dear Co-Worker,

If you insist on wearing flip-flops to work on Freetstyle Fridays, and then insist upon pacing/flopping back and forth past my desk ad nauseum, I will insist upon beating you about the head and shoulders with those flip-flops.

Curtly,
Liz

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Dear Management:

Please do not try to be hip or cool or to boost morale in any way - especially by allowing us to dress down on what you have so creatively dubbed 'Freestyle Fridays'...

Your attempts have an equal and opposite negative effect.

Sincerely,
Jaded in this Job

Dear co-worker:

I do not care to hear the songs you are listening to on your IPOD while you are sitting next to me. Turn it down or off!

Regards,
Captive audience

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Posted by usuk2004

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Dear Co-Worker,

If you insist on wearing flip-flops to work on Freetstyle Fridays, and then insist upon pacing/flopping back and forth past my desk ad nauseum, I will insist upon beating you about the head and shoulders with those flip-flops.

Curtly,
Liz

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Dear Management:

Please do not try to be hip or cool or to boost morale in any way - especially by allowing us to dress down on what you have so creatively dubbed 'Freestyle Fridays'...

Your attempts have an equal and opposite negative effect.

Sincerely,
Jaded in this Job

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on the boats and on the planes....

Dear Co-Worker:

Please stop humming to yourself while I am on deadline and working desperately to finish the editing that is needed to complete the issue.

Sincerely,

Pulling my hair out because I can't concentrate

I actually dubbed it 'Freestyle Friday' when I was talking to Mr Boots a while back!

Oh, Liz, you didn't! I had such faith in you!!!

Dear Nasty Male Co-Worker,
Since when is it ok to walk around the whole office BARE FOOT on the floor I walk on???? Please be advised I might cover the floor w/ needles if you continue this disgusting behavior.
Signed,
Your co-worker that has her shoes ON!

Dear colleagues:

Please don't sprinkle when you tinkle. If you do, WIPE IT UP!!

Thanks so much,
the one that uses a toilet seat cover

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Posted by Valentinegirl

Dear Nasty Male Co-Worker,
Since when is it ok to walk around the whole office BARE FOOT on the floor I walk on???? Please be advised I might cover the floor w/ needles if you continue this disgusting behavior.
Signed,
Your co-worker that has her shoes ON!

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Dear Nasty Bathroom Ladies:

PLEASE wash your hands! (WITH SOAP!!!)

Signed,

Grossed out and slathered in Purell

Dear Managment,

Thank you for doing my review 4 months late ... and then giving me the entire 7 minutes of being in your office to review. (I really only thought I'd get 5 1/2).

Signed,
my resignation letter is on your desk

Dear Co-Worker:

Thank you for greeting me in your oh so cheery 'It's Monday, isn't it great to be back at work' tone of voice. Stop contaminating the office with your cheerfulness. Do you really think I showed up today because I actually care, or to get my paycheck and get the heck out of here?

Signed,
Your miserable co-worker

Dear disgusting cheap co-worker,

Please refrain from ordering a four course meal when attending a business lunch. We are not taking time out our busy schedules to watch you eat a free meal. And please be aware, we all know you are taking home free soda out of the cafeteria

Sincerely,
NYK825

Dear coworker,

Please have your teeth bleached. They look horrible from all your smoking and coffee drinking.

In addition to that , stop kissing the bosses a$$. It has gotten to be very annoying.

Dear Co-Worker,

When the toilet paper runs out and you need to change it, please take the old roll off and not just put the new roll on top of the empty one. C'mon it is all women in our office, be nice!

Sincerely,
The TP police