Dear Co-Worker:

Get over this 'I'm so busy' kick. You're full of shizzle.

Though if spending the better part of a day trying to: figure out who to email some simple info to and whining about the basic requirements of our job and how they detract from your side business makes you busy, then I guess you are.

Signed,
Full of shizzle but at least I admit it.

Dear Co-Worker:

Stop sneezing, sniffling, and snorting your phlegm, otherwise I'm going to throw up on your keyboard.

Signed,
Gagging over here

Dear Manager (VP),

Thank you for finally meeting me after putting off my 2nd interview, 3 times wasteing and hour of my life waiting your office while making take out a 3rd and 4th suit when i didnt need to be dressed up for the day. I was look for more then a sorry but can i really talk back to you when you need to hire me? Thank you anyway

Mcdo15

Dear Co-worker.

If you are going to come in at 9:10, please have the decency to wait intill at least 4:59, before leaving for the day. Thank you.

ps- Please aks me to order printer supllies when the magic pritner tells us we are low, not when it dies mid-job.

Thank you.

Deer Coworker,

Please stop farting. It smells in here.

Fondly,
Melissa

Dear Co-worker:

Please do not ask me to type your acting resume. You will never make it, you are a loser. Singing like a cat in heat in your cubicle does not entitle you to a record deal.

In addition, please return to elementary school for basic grammar and spelling lessons. You make 90k a year for WHAT?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Laughing at you

Dear Co-worker:

Stop thinking your the bomb because you asked our manager to go out to lunch..and she said YES!! It was the polite thing to do..nothing to do with you being better than us!!

Yours Truly,
Managers Favorite

Dear Co-Worker,

Please refrain form rapping while you walk past my desk twenty times a day. This is no American Idol and I am no Paula Abdul.

singed,
cubicle 675

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Posted by jennandrob

Dear Co-Worker,

Please refrain form rapping while you walk past my desk twenty times a day. This is no American Idol and I am no Paula Abdul.

singed,
cubicle 675

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Your rapper and my pig must be related.

Dear Co-Worker,

Please take a shower and brush your teeth before you come to the office. I can't stand being in the copy room with you as you try to flirt with me with your BO and bad breath. And when we go out for office luncheons, please try not to gobble your food like a T-Rex.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
You would never have a shot with me.

Dear Boss:

I did not go to college to attend to your personal issues now. You are responsible for dealing with your own insurance issues, home issues and family issues. Not me.

Thank you for your time,
Septwed.

Dear Co-worker...

Hint...i am not REALLY on the phone...

thank you
j

Dear Co-Worker,

No, they did not find the Loch Ness Monster. No, they are not revealing it on Monday. I don't care what the internet says.

Sincerely,
Liz

Dear Co-Worker

Please do not tell me you are not playing Monopoly when I catch you. I can see the reflection of the game in the window behing you!

Sincerly,
I don't have time for games and neither do you!

Dear Co-worker who sits next to game player,

Please stop giving me wack job excuse on why you cannot be at work on time. Mold in your throat and dirty underwear are NOT good excuses!

Sincerely,
Your manager who has placed an Ad

Dear Boss:
Please stop coming into my office to give my new reports to run. It is seriously interfering with my internet time.

Yours truely,
Didnothingallday

Dear Co-Worker:

I beg of you - STOP making personal calls from your cube.. calls in which you SCREAM at the top of your lungs in and where the rest of the office can overhear you 'personal' conversations. Honestly, we do NOT care that your son got detention, your mom is a b!tch and your 'one night stand' never called you back

With appreciation,
Me

Dear Co-worker:

Please stop saying the word 'SPLENDID'. It was endearing for a minute, now it's just annoying.

Sincerely;
Under 50 and lovin' it.

Dear Co-Worker:
Yes, we are all in cubicles 5 ft away from each other, so yes, I can actually hear every gory detail of your 'private conversations,' about things that may have done permanent psychological damage to myself and other colleagues. Please shut up or go outside and use your cellphone. None of us want to know about your sex life.
Signed,
Other co-worker

p.s. seriously, they're paying you to do....???

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Dear Co-Worker,

No, they did not find the Loch Ness Monster. No, they are not revealing it on Monday. I don't care what the internet says.

Sincerely,
Liz

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Dear Co-Worker,

If you insist on wearing flip-flops to work on Freetstyle Fridays, and then insist upon pacing/flopping back and forth past my desk ad nauseum, I will insist upon beating you about the head and shoulders with those flip-flops.

Curtly,
Liz