Dear Co-workers

Original post by JanuaryBride06

Mar 21, 2006 03:45 PM

If you all don't stop calling me to ask me the same 3 questions over and over again, I will come into your offices and snip the effing phone cords.

Thank you,
Sweetness and Light

SuzBride Posted: Mar 23, 2006 11:21 AM

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Dear Co-worker:

You: Did you get my email?
Me: Yes, I responded over an hour ago.
You: Oh I didn't check my email.
Me: !!!

Why are you buzzing in asking if I got your email if you haven't checked your email recently.

Signed,
Trying to Get some WOrk done

carlsbride Posted: Mar 23, 2006 11:47 AM

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SuzBride Posted: Mar 23, 2006 01:50 PM

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Posted by carlsbride
Manager: How are you doing on that Pension report? (which is due 4-30-today's date 3-20)
Me: It is finished, so you want me to send it to you?
Manager: Yes, but don't expect me to look at it for at least 2 days, I am very busy.
Me: (yes i am sure you are that is why you are always wandering around looking over our shoulders-why ask if you don't even want it-so you can lose it and ask me to send it to you again in a week? )

OMG YES! Accts Payable lady was bugging me to analyze how much $$ we owed a customer for their sales (2 weeks earlier than it is due) - so I did it. She didn't pay it until 3 weeks later. Then she tried to pull the same stunt the next month (yeah right, I had her # - she had to wait till the very day it was due!)

kbeana24 Posted: Mar 23, 2006 09:28 PM

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kaklesmay Posted: Mar 24, 2006 10:31 AM

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Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

carlsbride Posted: Mar 24, 2006 10:44 AM

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Posted by kaklesmay

Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 24, 2006 10:47 AM

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Posted by kaklesmay

Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

Some people

Blu-ize Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:06 AM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by kaklesmay

Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

Some people

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:07 AM

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Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by kaklesmay
Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

Some people

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

Blu-ize Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:12 AM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by kaklesmay
Dear CoWorker,

Thanks for the daily comments like 'now that your weddings over are you going to get fat?'

Have some class.

Signed,
Itching to break your neck

Some people

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

I should tell that one to DH...see how he likes it.

'Honey I'm going to let myself go now that we're married'. You won't mind. right?

carlsbride Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:26 AM

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JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:29 AM

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Posted by carlsbride

Dear Semi-retired Co-worker,

The Company has an extrememly good health care plan, you should really go see a doctor about your gas problem. I am disgusted and sickened having to listen to you every day. The cubicle walls are made of cloth and foam, not cement. I understand you are 67 and really should be retired, but please be aware this is still an office, not your home.

Signed,
utterly disgusted

Seriously - how do you work in your office and not throw up? I feel badly that you have to deal with these people.

carlsbride Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:32 AM

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brooklynbridezilla Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:32 AM

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Posted by Blu-ize

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

i remember that ! my jaw was hanging open.

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:34 AM

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Posted by carlsbride

Posted by JanuaryBride06
Seriously - how do you work in your office and not throw up? I feel badly that you have to deal with these people.

I just got a new job within the company and will transfer in 35 days Between the gas and nail clipping and my stupid mgr I have had it. I can't wait.

SomethingBlu Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:38 AM

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Posted by carlsbride

Posted by JanuaryBride06
Seriously - how do you work in your office and not throw up? I feel badly that you have to deal with these people.

I just got a new job within the company and will transfer in 35 days Between the gas and nail clipping and my stupid mgr I have had it. I can't wait.

Congrats!!

Blu-ize Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:40 AM

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Posted by brooklynbridezilla

Posted by Blu-ize

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

i remember that ! my jaw was hanging open.

Can you believe? I hope her husband knows her plan... -Not that you should keep yourself fit for someone else, but I think that's one of guys biggest fears when they get married-that their wife will blow up!

Yeah, yeah, he loves me for me...whatever..

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:42 AM

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Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by brooklynbridezilla

Posted by Blu-ize

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

i remember that ! my jaw was hanging open.

Can you believe? I hope her husband knows her plan... -Not that you should keep yourself fit for someone else, but I think that's one of guys biggest fears when they get married-that their wife will blow up!

Yeah, yeah, he loves me for me...whatever..

Our DHs may love us no matter what, but if you don't take care of yourself and you develop heart disease or any other preventable illness because you stopped eating right and exercising, you won't be around long to ENJOY that love.

Blu-ize Posted: Mar 24, 2006 11:46 AM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by brooklynbridezilla

Posted by Blu-ize

I got that from a LIW bride here saying that at least I can let myself go now that I'm married..

WHAT!!!??!!!

i remember that ! my jaw was hanging open.

Can you believe? I hope her husband knows her plan... -Not that you should keep yourself fit for someone else, but I think that's one of guys biggest fears when they get married-that their wife will blow up!

Yeah, yeah, he loves me for me...whatever..

Our DHs may love us no matter what, but if you don't take care of yourself and you develop heart disease or any other preventable illness because you stopped eating right and exercising, you won't be around long to ENJOY that love.

Right..

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 07, 2006 02:44 PM

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Dear new co-worker:

s t f u. Seriously. You keep talking, I don't answer, you keep talking. Stop trying to introduce me to new music, stop talking to yourself, stop breaking everything and asking me to fix it. Just stop!

Signed,
Thinking of firing you after I come back from vacation