Dear Co-workers

BellaEyes Posted: Apr 07, 2006 03:34 PM

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Dear Co-Worker,

I really don't need to hear about the S** toys you have and what you do with them.

Thanks!

BellaEyes Posted: Apr 07, 2006 03:35 PM

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January Bride.. you are too funny. I like your sense of humor!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 07, 2006 03:59 PM

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Posted by BellaEyes

January Bride.. you are too funny. I like your sense of humor!

Thank you!

And for the sex toys

BellaEyes Posted: Apr 07, 2006 04:12 PM

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yea.. someone at my job actually says these types of things.. lol she's a good person though, all heart.. I'm close with her so I don't take it personally.. she is a riot though. Just as long as the big guy does not hear it.. lol

scappy123 Posted: Apr 07, 2006 11:53 PM

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Dear Co-Worker,

The break room is about 50 feet away from you, please eat your smelly tuna fish sandwich, or your Wendys chili, or your egg sandwich in there.

BKtoLI Posted: Apr 08, 2006 02:10 AM

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Dear co-worker,

A camisole and a sweat pants isn't proper office attire even for a casual office. It's also nasty because you don't exactly have the body to be running around the office in a camisole.

Also please use soap the next time you wash and some Listerine. I can smell you from my desk on the other side of the room.

And please stop trying to start conversations with me at 4:30 when most of the people leave and I still work until 5. You clearly see I'm trying to get work done!!! Next time you start a convo with me I'm going to say I have a bad itch in my cooch in hopes that will get you to go away!!!

BKtoLI Posted: Apr 08, 2006 02:14 AM

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To the co-worker in the filing room. Lose the sour puss attitiude. I have plenty of things to be pissed about too, but you don't see me showing it. It's not my fault you get paid crap to file and enter payments. We all need to access the files, stop acting like we just walked in on you in the bathroom when we come to pull a file!!!

To the other co-worker:

Stop griping after every collection call you make and yelling about it. No one cares. We're all busy making our own collection calls and dealing with the same type of a-holes and BS excuses you are.

scappy123 Posted: Apr 09, 2006 05:32 PM

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Dear Co-Worker

It is wonderful that you are bilingual, however, its very annoying first of all that you have to shout to your friend who sits 10 rows down, but to top it off, its even more annoying that you are yelling in a foreign language!

mcb916 Posted: Apr 09, 2006 08:30 PM

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Dear Boss,

Just because I am blond does not mean I am dumb. In fact, I do most of your work on a daily basis due to you refusal to get treated for your adult ADD. Please stop treating me like an idiot and realize I know exactly how I would plot to get you fired (again!).

Signed,
You extremely intelligent blond employee

sr081906 Posted: Apr 09, 2006 09:33 PM

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Dear Co-worker,

Stop faking your SIX months sickness. I know your game. You are only sick on Mondays and Tuesdays and Thursdays and Fridays. You are never sick in the middle of the week. And yes, nobody throw off from Thursday to the following Tuesday or Wednesday.... several times a month.

And yes, I am annoyed that I have to do your job everytime you are off.

JLP Posted: Apr 09, 2006 10:31 PM

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WOW! I don't do any of the things mentioned, but I'm feeling REALLY bad about my hiccups. I can't control them and I try to hiccup quietly. I get the hiccups 4 times per day on average, I wonder if there is a post about me somewhere...

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 10, 2006 09:41 AM

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Posted by JLP

WOW! I don't do any of the things mentioned, but I'm feeling REALLY bad about my hiccups. I can't control them and I try to hiccup quietly. I get the hiccups 4 times per day on average, I wonder if there is a post about me somewhere...

That's uncontrolable!! Don't feel badly about it!

scappy123 Posted: Apr 15, 2006 12:15 PM

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Dear Co-worker,

When you see that i am on the phone with a customer, please dont start having a full blown conversation with me and expect me to answer you. I now sound like an idiot when i have to ask the customer to repeat themselves because you are incesantly asking me what you should order for lunch........

waterspout4 Posted: Apr 16, 2006 03:27 AM

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Dear co-worker,

Don't get mad at me because I ask you to leave your dog at home. We are a business!!!!!! I am extremely allergic. But now I'm the bad guy because you kept bringing your dog in, against my wishes, and against health code; and I let the boss know. How dare you speak to me the way you did and now give me attitude when I come in.

Bite me

sr081906 Posted: Apr 16, 2006 10:52 AM

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Posted by JLP

WOW! I don't do any of the things mentioned, but I'm feeling REALLY bad about my hiccups. I can't control them and I try to hiccup quietly. I get the hiccups 4 times per day on average, I wonder if there is a post about me somewhere...

Oh no! Nobody would make fun of you. That's very different!

Goldi1021 Posted: Apr 16, 2006 10:53 AM

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Dear Co-workers,

For the love of G-d, please learn how to spell. You are all teachers for heaven's sake.

Love,
ME

Blu-ize Posted: Apr 16, 2006 06:15 PM

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Dear Managing Director,

The meeting was an in person meeting as you were told at the last meeting. Don't assume that the dial in number was for you if you didn't feel like making the trip..it was for the London people.

Also, don't tell my boss I should have told everyone that it was in person when all 25 people made it there in person except you. Do I have to idiot proof everything for you? Apparently so...

MD=mediocre doof.