Dear DH/FH --

Dear JW,

I am so glad you didn't listen to me in January

Love,

Your wife and happy to wait

Dear DH.

Air Freshener.. its under the sink in the bathroom.

Please use it.

Thank you.

Dear FH:

You are the best. I don't have any complaints about you today :)

Dear SM,

Please do not tell me that we need to save money so we can have children and then purchase two new lenses for your camera on the same day. The camera does not come before my biological clock,

Love,

Your tick tocking wife

To the man:

Too bad all of that body hair you shed doesn't find its way to your scalp.

Serious burn!

Signed,
The Wifey

Dear FH,

I personally like heat and electricity, so if you could call LIPA and Keyspan so we can have some for the apartment we are moving into in FOUR DAYS I would appreciate it. The bill is going to be in your name, or else I would have called the day after we got the place officially.
Thanks!
Love
Your FW

So glad this thread was bumped! =)

Dear Husband,

Getting up a half hour earlier for work doesn't get you to work any earlier if you take twice as long in the shower!

Love
Your
Wife!

Dear JW,

When you have been away on a business trip, make sure you have lots of protein because your wife wants rumbles when you get home.

Love,

Your home alone wife