Dear DH/FH --

bump because this is amusing even 30 weeks later

OMG, I've been tempted to bump some old funny ones myself

PS -- DH STILL does this:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Dear Husband:

Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.

Love,
Wife

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

PS -- DH STILL does this:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Dear Husband:

Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.

Love,
Wife

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HAHA - I was gonna ask!

These are all so funny - even Groom is ever so amusing with his idiocy .

This advice:

'And I know this is not going to be a surprise to ANY of you women - men, as a whole, are SIMPLE. If we do something good, reward us.'

was priceless.
Where's MY treat for making dinner and doing laundry? I'd like to be rewarded in designer handbags

This was funny, esp the oh-so drama!!!!!!

Dear Husband:

Please don't put laundry on the floor when the hamper is not there...if its not there its because I'm doing LAUNDRY!

Love
Your Wife

Dear DH,

When the water filters are empty, you're supposed to FILL THEM UP again. They're not the magic self-filling models.

Other than that, you're my dream man and I love you.

Awwwwww.

Love,

Your wife

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Posted by LovelyChas

Dear Husband:

Please don't put laundry on the floor when the hamper is not there...if its not there its because I'm doing LAUNDRY!

Love
Your Wife

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PS-do NOT remove a shirt or pair of pants and toss them NEXT TO the hamper!!!!!!! If you can walk that far, you can get it in the basket.


Oh and you insisted on the tacky shoe rack by the front door...so why is it NOW that you seem to bring your shoes all the way to the bedroom and leave them there???? I thought that was the most un-natural place to put shoes...your own closet????


ETA---your mommy's house is THE ONLY house I've ever been to where people store their shoes by the front door...yoru brother doesn't, he keeps them in his room. watch a tv show for 5 minutes...their shoes are in their rooms...NOT by the front door for me to trip over.

That was truly a comical read. thanks for bumping!

So, can we add more now?

Dear FH...

DO NOT SPIT IN THE SINK! AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO IGNORE MY PLEA TO STOP SPITTING AT LEAST RUN THE WATER TO WASH THE SPIT AWAY!

YEAH THANKS!

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Posted by BJandDan

That was truly a comical read. thanks for bumping!

So, can we add more now?

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OMG - ABSOLUTELY!!!!


Dear Husband,

I'm allergic to, like, everything - so can you not drink all of the freaking diet pepsi? Just save me four ounces, I'm not asking for much.

Signed,
Fiending for liquid crack

Dear DH,

Thank you for confirming that 'yeah it really shows' when I told you that the doctor said I gained 12 lbs. since my last visit.
Oh...and thanks for pointing out that the weight is in my butt and thighs. You really made my day!

Love,
Your wife

Dear DH,

Thanks for commenting that I need to lose more weight after I've already lost 12 lbs and still going. You don't see me saying that to you when you developed a spare tire since we've been together.

And no I don't care what just happened during the Giants game....stop interrupting what I'm doing to tell me about some play I have no clue about.

Love,
DW

Dear DH,

Rather then commenting on how irritating the sound is that the cat waterer makes when it is running low on water, you could get your butt up and add more water. Similarly, if your stomach is growling cause you are hungry, telling me all about it is not going to help. Get your booty in the kitchen and make yourself a meal.

Signed,
Not my Job Either, Buddy!

Dear DH-
Don't try to scare my hiccups away...you scared me so much that my fingers were tingling! Honestly, thought my heart was going to simply quit...and it only made the hiccups worse. [see 'my husband is a jackass']

Love,
your darling, hiccuping wife.

Dear Sweet FH,

Why when we're both laying in the same bed at night with the same intentions to fall asleep do you find it necessary for ME to be the one to get up and get YOU a glass of water. I'm not thirsty and will not be getting up to get myself a glass of water so why should I get up just to get you one?! Are your legs broken?!

I love you (most of the time)
Your NOT-thirsty FW!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

This advice:

'And I know this is not going to be a surprise to ANY of you women - men, as a whole, are SIMPLE. If we do something good, reward us.'

was priceless.
Where's MY treat for making dinner and doing laundry? I'd like to be rewarded in designer handbags

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Seriously! I deserve a few LVs by now for all the wedding planning and cleaning and cooking. I'm not greedy though, I will accept a new outfit from Bloomies