Dear FH.....

dear FH
thank you for washing the dishes and leaving about a pound of food in the sink and not throwing it out it was so lovely to see this morning .....once i was done throwing up i went into the bathroom and almost fell in the toilet because the seat is up again

thanks i love you so much for making my morning start with a bang

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Posted by lmr2282

Dear FH,
Thank you for always putting your clothes on top of the hamper instead of inside. That is always my most favorite part of the day, oh how I look forward to that.

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My FH does the same exact thing. I feel like doing the 'Mad About You' toilet paper on the roll thing to him...no wait, I've already done that, about 5 times...

Dear FH,

I love how no matter how many times I ask you to take out the recycling you always manage to forget within 30 seconds of the request. If I hear you complain one more time about how many boxes we have in the kitchen, I may shove one down your throat. Maybe it'll be the one that our fine china set came in.

Dear FH,

Thanks for putting the dishes next to the sink instead of in it.

Dear FH,

Thank you for leaving your dirty clothes on the floor every morning instead of the hamper. Thank you for not making the bed when you get out of bed an hour later than me or for jumping on the bed as soon as I've finished making it myself. Thank you for leaving your empty soda cans all over the house for me to find. Thank you for leaving the remote controls and X-box controllers on the floor for me to trip over. And finally, thank you for getting your cigarette ashes ALL over. How hard is it to ash in the ashe tray???

Love Always,
FW

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Posted by luckiestelc

Dear FH,

I'm sorry I leave my dirty clothes sitting on the hallway floor after i take a shower, i just don't want to bring them into the bedroom and wake you up. thanks for taking care of that for me.

i'm sorry it looks like a bomb went off every night in our kitchen after i cook dinner, i just want everything to be hot and ready at the same time so your meal is perfect, thanks for cleaning the kitchen everynight.

i'm sorry i get water all over the bathroom sink after i wash my face and brush my teeth. i promise i'm trying to remember to wipe it down.

i love you!!!!

-your messy FW

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haha, maybe I should do this too.

Dear FH,

PS. I'm sorry for never cleaning up the stove. I hate it, but I do all the cooking, so we can share that one. And I'm sorry that every day when I come home I leave a trail of my belongings from the door to the couch, dining room table, office, bedroom, etc. But how would you know where I am if I didn't leave a Hansel and Gretel trail to find me? Besides, you do the same thing when you wake up in the morning with your socks, pjs, and underwear all the way form the bedroom to the bathroom.
PPS. Sorry this apology turned out to be all about how you make a mess just as much as I do.

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Posted by pooh57362

OMG I LOVE THIS POST!!

Dear FH,



And most of all.... thank you for playing Playstation while we are on the phone and pretending to listen to what I have to say

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this one drives me crazzzyy !!!

he did it last night !!!

Dear FH,

Thank you for putting your plate that still has food particles on it, in the sink... I loveeeee digging my hand into the drain to get out all the leftover gunk!!!

Thank you for putting the clothes you want washed on the floor beside the bed instead of the hamper. Don't get mad at me for not knowing they should have been washed.

Thank you for being on Xbox for at least 3 hours every night. I love the time we DONT spend together

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsR

Dear FH,

Thank you so much for saving every newspaper that you get for at least a month. It is true, you never know when I will need to see that article from Dec 20th, 2008. You are so considerate to just leave them everywhere instaed of all in one place so that no matter where I turn I can see one!

Love Always,
FW

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OMG DH does the same thing, he has magazines from 1997, I just toss a few every week, he hasn't noticed any are missing.

Dear FH,
thank you for giving me an attitude for no reason at all b/c someone pissed you off, or b/c there was al ittle bit of traffic during rush hour... shocking

thank you sooo much for that I looove your crankiness, makes me get really excited to live with you

Dear FH......

Thank you for putting all your garbage in the sink instead of the garbage right beneath. I love it when I go to wash the dishes and the sink starts to overflow because there is a gum wrapper clogging the drain.

Love,
FW

Dear FH,

Thank you for informing me the minute I come home from work about how you scouted a new pitcher for your Mets bull pen. I hope you are aware that you really didn't do this, that it is just a game. Also thanks for leaving your water bottles and napkins everywhere for thedog to chew up and leave all over the floor. Also learn to close the kitchen cabinets!!!!!!!!!

Dear FH,

Thank you for constantly leaving ALL the lights on - in every room of the house - after I had a talk with you specifically asking you to turn the lights off since the ConEd bill was thru the roof this month.

Thank you, so much, because we dont have a wedding to pay for and I feel like making huge donations to ConEd with my hard earned money instead.

HHAHAA. Love this.

Dear FH,

Though I love you dearly, thank you for never just closing your massive closet door. I love pushing the shoes inside and shoving it closed everytime I walk into our room.

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Posted by KittyGags

My fave is the socks. Thank you for leaving your socks, in EVERY room (how many pairs do you wear at once???), apparently they walk to the hamper.

Also, thank you for taking the clean dishtowel, drying your hands with it, crumpling it up in a ball and leaving it on the stove...

Yours in true love,
FW

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OMG!!! My FH does the SAME THING with the socks. I found three pair underneath the coffee table when I got home on Wednesday night. Oh, and I often find his work clothes underneath the dining room table. I even leave a clothes basket in the half bath that has our washer/dryer in it!!!

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Posted by MnM182008

OMG DH does the same thing, he has magazines from 1997, I just toss a few every week, he hasn't noticed any are missing.

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Okay, so one day, FH wanted to clean out the hallway closet. He dragged his feet on it, so during the weekend that he was at a music teachers' conference upstate, I took EVERY BOX out of the closet and started throwing out things. Unfortunately, the garbage man didn't get to my house before he came home. . .because FH insisted that I was throwing out 'stuff that we need.'

It's over a month later, and we haven't used this 'stuff that we need.' Throw out party this weekend much???

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Posted by mlcvln129

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Posted by MnM182008

OMG DH does the same thing, he has magazines from 1997, I just toss a few every week, he hasn't noticed any are missing.

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Okay, so one day, FH wanted to clean out the hallway closet. He dragged his feet on it, so during the weekend that he was at a music teachers' conference upstate, I took EVERY BOX out of the closet and started throwing out things. Unfortunately, the garbage man didn't get to my house before he came home. . .because FH insisted that I was throwing out 'stuff that we need.'

It's over a month later, and we haven't used this 'stuff that we need.' Throw out party this weekend much???

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Wooh-Hooh!! I am a firm believer in the 'thrower outer'. If it has not moved in a month its OUT!!!

Dear DH,

Thank you for not vacuuming when I ask you to. And then when I start, you stop playing Guitar Hero and say 'I was gonna do that'. I asked you now, not when you were done rocking out to 'No Sleep Till Brooklyn'.

Love,
Your Wife aka The Hired Help

How about this...

Dear FH.... Thank you for taking the time to leave your socks everywhere. I love having friends over only to get up off the couch with sock stuck to their behind.

Dear Kitty.... Thank you for teaching FH a lesson by chewing up all his socks. I agree its funny when he puts them on and there are holes in random places. I know he's not good at putting them in the dirty laundry but he is starting to resent you. Dirty socks are not food.

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Posted by FutureMrsB18

Dear FH....


Thanks for peeing on the floor when you use the bathroom. I love to scrub that small area in front of the toilet with the mop really hard.

Oh, and thanks for leaving cereal in the drain catcher. I love to pick it out and put it in the garbage.

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