Dear FH.....

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Posted by Jess and Jon

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Posted by Suzanner

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Posted by gporka23

Dear FH,

I want to thank you so much for waking up really early this morning and going outside and starting my car. I really appreciate you warming it up for me on a cold morning. However, next time you do that please actually turn on the HEAT not the AC. Please put in just a little effort. It was a very nice gesture, but ended up making my morning extra cold, and me extra grumpy. I had to sit in the driveway for 15 min waiting for the windows to defrost.....even though you started the car 30 min before that!!!

p.s. I apologize for calling and yelling at your vm. Please keep in mind i was cold.

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LITERALLY

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HAHAHAHAHA

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OMG that is the funniest thing ever.... I would be so mad too!

Everyone's posts are so funny! I love this thread!

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Posted by FutureMrsB18

Dear FH....


Thanks for peeing on the floor when you use the bathroom. I love to scrub that small area in front of the toilet with the mop really hard.

Oh, and thanks for leaving cereal in the drain catcher. I love to pick it out and put it in the garbage.

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My FH has the peeing on the floor problem as well!!! Any insight as to how that may happen as they should be aiming 'into' the bowl................not 'onto' the floor!!!

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Posted by twoifbysea

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Posted by Jess and Jon

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Posted by Suzanner

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Posted by gporka23

Dear FH,

I want to thank you so much for waking up really early this morning and going outside and starting my car. I really appreciate you warming it up for me on a cold morning. However, next time you do that please actually turn on the HEAT not the AC. Please put in just a little effort. It was a very nice gesture, but ended up making my morning extra cold, and me extra grumpy. I had to sit in the driveway for 15 min waiting for the windows to defrost.....even though you started the car 30 min before that!!!

p.s. I apologize for calling and yelling at your vm. Please keep in mind i was cold.

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LITERALLY

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HAHAHAHAHA

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OMG that is the funniest thing ever.... I would be so mad too!

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The worst part was that my windsheild wipers were frozen and I was running late for work so I had to pull over twice and clean the windows at a gas station b/c of all the sand/snow.

I was SO mad I couldn't go back in because I knew I would kill him so I let him this message screaming. As soon as I hung up i felt better... hahaha.. I called back a little later and apologized for yelling.. after all he was just trying to help.

He is a mess

Dear FH-

thank you for getting 98% of your urine into the toilet bowl. If this were a test in school you would totally get an E for effort. But its not. Its my apartment and that 2% of wee on the floor totally harshes my mellow.

Thx-

The toilet nazi as you so lovingly call me

Dear FH,

Thank you for ignoring me while playing on the PS3. I know we didn't speak all day and yet you put so much effort into pretending to listen to me when I called. It just tickles me when you then say 'Atleast I'm home, I could be out with my friends all night instead.' And oh how I love it when you don't empty your pant pockets before throwing them next to the hamper. Its always so much fun to pick up the thousand of little papers that are left in the dryer. But most of all, thank you for leaving presents for me in the fridge, how I look forward to opening the dozen pieces of tin foil you leave in it to find little green moldy surprises.

I will personally thank you when I decide to speak to you again,
Your FW

PS....Because I love you so much, I will make sure to pack up your PS3 in tiny pieces if you ever decide to stay out all night with your friends, sweet dreams honey!

Dear FH,

I love when I get to look at your boxers, shirts, and socks all over the bathroom floor as I get ready in the morning. I love that in order for me to put MY clothes in the hamper, I have to move all of your clothes that are also laying ON TOP of the hamper... and then I put it back. I refuse to pick up your dirty clothes- unless I need to do laundry. I also love it how when I am REALLY thirsty and see a carton of juice in the fridge- that there is only ONE TINYYYYY sip left in it. I will practice your considerate ways the next time I am about to finish a carton or bottle of soda... just for you honey

Love,

Your loving wife to be

Dear FH-

I understand that you have really bad sinus issues, have a deviated septum and have had your nose broken quite a few times wrestling in H.S. However, that does NOT mean when you get a bloody nose you can use your bath towel to make the bleeding stop AND then hang the towel up like there is nothing wrong with it!! I know that you were raised much better!!!


Love and kisses-
Your FW

PS I didnt really mean to say you were fat this morning! OOps