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Dear FH.....

Original post by lmr2282

Dear FH,
Thank you for always putting your clothes on top of the hamper instead of inside. That is always my most favorite part of the day, oh how I look forward to that.
mohajeriny Posted:

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Posted by Lsorrent

Dear FH,

Thank you for leaving your dirty clothes on the floor every morning instead of the hamper. Thank you for not making the bed when you get out of bed an hour later than me or for jumping on the bed as soon as I've finished making it myself. Thank you for leaving your empty soda cans all over the house for me to find. Thank you for leaving the remote controls and X-box controllers on the floor for me to trip over. And finally, thank you for getting your cigarette ashes ALL over. How hard is it to ash in the ashe tray???

Love Always,
FW



DITTTOOOOO
KittyGags Posted:

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The pee one made me DIE. HOW DO THEY MISS when they basically have a pointer???????????????????????

Brila09 Posted:

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Posted by MnM182008


Posted by SoonToBeMrsR



OMG DH does the same thing, he has magazines from 1997, I just toss a few every week, he hasn't noticed any are missing.




gina409 Posted:

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Dear fh,

read this wrong...
GT143EA Posted:

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Dear FH,
Why do you continue to eat my diet food and snacks even though you are not on any kind of diet? You know I am trying to lose the 30lbs I've put on since we started dating 5 years ago. Please eat any other food that you'd like and leave my healthy food alone!

Love Always,
Your over grown FW
kat124 Posted:

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Bride crashing...ladies get used to it...because it will not change...lol

Dear Husband,

Thank you for getting home at 4pm, when I get home at 8pm, making yourself some food and leaving the dishes for me to wash. Furthermore, I really appreciate the way you feel the need to try on 3 outfits before we go out to dinner, and forget to place your shirts back on hangers.
Additionally, it just warms my heart you want to tell me about your stupid co-workers...but the minute I tell you about mine...you suddenly feel the need to turn on playstation. Oh...and I almost forgot....thank you for always missing the hamper...
gina409 Posted:

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dear fh,

i understand that u r a boy and like to fart whenever or wherever but dou have to do it in my direction and lift your leg while u do it like u were a dog,

thanks ur nose plugged fw
Jna2010 Posted:

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Dear FH,

you should feel so lucky youre marrying me.

thanks, bye

jk
Kunelsky Posted:

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Dear FH…
Thank u for always putting the toilet paper next to the thingy instead of putting it on; it must be very hard to handle with holding a magazine in one hand.
Thank you for never putting ur coat on the hanger when u come in and never picking something off the floor even if u notice that that something is not suppose to be there…
Thank u for never putting the dishes in the sink and never scraping off the food that’s left over so it sticks to the plate for me to scrub of cuz u never do the dishes anyway…
Thanks for all the other million things but mostly (on a nicer note) thx for helping me so much with this wedding (really no sarcasm) and for always loving me no matter what

Thank u and I love u too
Your loving FW
MrsList09 Posted:

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Dear FH,

Thank you for putting your plate that still has food particles on it, in the sink... I loveeeee digging my hand into the drain to get out all the leftover gunk!!!




I told FH I would leave him if he did this anymore. I can't take food in the sink. I get infuriated to the point of irrationality. Besides that I have nothing to complain about because we both make huge messes!
FutureMrsWildes Posted:

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Dear FH - thank you for always leaving your gum wrappers on top of the microwave cart. Maybe I'll start saving them and make you a collage out of them one day!!
Suzanner Posted:

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Dear FH,

Is that your toenail on the floor?

Thank you for cleaning up my vomit.

Suzanne.
coldasice217 Posted:

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Posted by Suzanner

Dear FH,

Is that your toenail on the floor?

Thank you for cleaning up my vomit.

Suzanne.





My FH has actually been uncharacteristcally sweet and in a good mood lately, so I really can't complain or contribute to this thread. This week.
JamDancer Posted:

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Posted by lmr2282

Dear FH,
Thank you for always putting your clothes on top of the hamper instead of inside. That is always my most favorite part of the day, oh how I look forward to that.



OMG my FH does this!! Drives me insane!!
JennyAPH Posted:

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Dear FH,

I want to thank you so much for waking up really early this morning and going outside and starting my car. I really appreciate you warming it up for me on a cold morning. However, next time you do that please actually turn on the HEAT not the AC. Please put in just a little effort. It was a very nice gesture, but ended up making my morning extra cold, and me extra grumpy. I had to sit in the driveway for 15 min waiting for the windows to defrost.....even though you started the car 30 min before that!!!

p.s. I apologize for calling and yelling at your vm. Please keep in mind i was cold.
browneyes Posted:

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Dear FH:

I just want to take this time to thank you so much for leaving all ur dirty and clean clothes mixed together all over the floor i love to sort the clean from the dirty, Thank you for cooking dinner maybe next time you can clean the sauce of the stove, counter, ceilling and floor :) And the last thing i must thank you for that i dont know how i would live with out is, I just love the way you leave everything u touch in a different place you found it and then when i need it you have no idea where it could be!!!!

Love your frustrated but so in love
FW
Suzanner Posted:

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Posted by gporka23

Dear FH,

I want to thank you so much for waking up really early this morning and going outside and starting my car. I really appreciate you warming it up for me on a cold morning. However, next time you do that please actually turn on the HEAT not the AC. Please put in just a little effort. It was a very nice gesture, but ended up making my morning extra cold, and me extra grumpy. I had to sit in the driveway for 15 min waiting for the windows to defrost.....even though you started the car 30 min before that!!!

p.s. I apologize for calling and yelling at your vm. Please keep in mind i was cold.



LITERALLY
vicandbarbara09 Posted:

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Thank you for never hanging up your bath towel after you use it...it's always a pleasure when I have to pick it up still wet. Thank you for always leaving your dirty socks next to the hamper cuz you 'missed the basket' when you threw them

Jess and Jon Posted:

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Dear FH,

Thank you for leaving your smelly white tube socks all over the apartment. And thank you for always throwing your clothes all of the apartment when you come home from work.

I also love how you know when the bathroom has just been cleaned and wiped down so you can shave and replace all of the tiny hairs that I have just wiped away.

however, I love that you cook, sweep and vaccum so how much can I really complain.
Jess and Jon Posted:

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Posted by Suzanner


Posted by gporka23

Dear FH,

I want to thank you so much for waking up really early this morning and going outside and starting my car. I really appreciate you warming it up for me on a cold morning. However, next time you do that please actually turn on the HEAT not the AC. Please put in just a little effort. It was a very nice gesture, but ended up making my morning extra cold, and me extra grumpy. I had to sit in the driveway for 15 min waiting for the windows to defrost.....even though you started the car 30 min before that!!!

p.s. I apologize for calling and yelling at your vm. Please keep in mind i was cold.



LITERALLY



HAHAHAHAHA

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