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Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

Jen2999 Posted:

Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

I am scared for your life.

You so nicely took the CABLE card out of our cable box and proceeded to CHOMP through it. Although I can see how that is quite entertaining as a doggie, Daddy is NOT going to find it quite so funny.

You made Mommy cry from laughing so hard talking to customer service to try and save your tail before he gets home from work. At least you cheered up the day of the cable vision rep who was found this situation equally hysterical.

Unfortunately there is no saving you as they close at 6 today and Ill never make it to hauppauge and back with the box and chewed up card....

So Fred, do your cutest puupy face and sit patientl by the door to give daddy kisses because I have a feeling he is NOT going to think that this is as funny as the cablevision man and I did.

The only thing i can say is be thnkful that Daddy has not hooked up his 50 inch plasma yet, cause then I would have found a new home for you before he even found out to spare you...

Sincerly,
Your poor mother, who will need to deal with a grumpy husband.



MrsBrags7706 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred,

awwwww. . .
well hes a doggie . . . u have to see what my puppy does! what a terror he is!
but u gotta love them . . . !
libby2595 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred,

you're hysterical!!!!!



poor fred. i hope i can sneak food in to him once daddy grounds him
meniasta Posted:

Re: Dear Fred,

that's a good one..
cindyandkevin Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

Oh no!! Hope Daddy comes home in a good mood and maybe finds this funny, otherwise I'll miss poor Fred!!
libby2595 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

please make sure daddy doesn't see that picture.

mom, is there a way that you can make daddy 'happy' before you give him the news. it works wonders for me
Jen2999 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)


Posted by libby2595

please make sure daddy doesn't see that picture.

mom, is there a way that you can make daddy 'happy' before you give him the news. it works wonders for me



hahahahahaha..... Quite possibly, but let's hope he doesnt come in and turn on the TV the second he walks in
Soon2BeMrs2006 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

OMG

Hide Fred Hide!!!!!
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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ssdbk Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

Dear Fred,

I think you did great. You have the best ideas and now I must go and find some tasty instructions or some other type of card to eat. What I think you should do now would be to go run under the bed, any bed in the house. If you get stuck there, do not worry. Your parents will feel bad and get you out and they will forget about the card you ate. Anyway, you did great today and I am impressed.

Signed,
Oscar the Wiener dog who is jealous of your thought bubbles.
Jen2999 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)


Posted by ssdbk

Dear Fred,

I think you did great. You have the best ideas and now I must go and find some tasty instructions or some other type of card to eat. What I think you should do now would be to go run under the bed, any bed in the house. If you get stuck there, do not worry. Your parents will feel bad and get you out and they will forget about the card you ate. Anyway, you did great today and I am impressed.

Signed,
Oscar the Wiener dog who is jealous of your thought bubbles.




OMG PIMP
DUCKS2001 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

jen you have to update this so funny
ewickens Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

aaaawwwwww, FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Good luck tonight, Jen! I'm sure you could persuade Rob to do some other activities!
sugarkube4 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

I can so appreciate that!!!!!
beautyq115 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

Maybe he should spend the night at Aunt Leslie's home tonight
kathrynlinton Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

DH and I just cracked up at that (as another set of beagle parents, I needed to read it to him)

Yesterday I was washing dishes and Mags ran downstairs with something in her mouth, I look down and it was a pack of SWEETTARTS! She ate one, but I got the rest out. I thought DH was going to flip about THAT! I can't imagine the cable card!!

cjb88 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

so is he home yet... is Fred still alive??

MrsBrags7706 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)

awww! what a cutie doggie!
lets see, my puppy akita destroyed recently:

-his new christmas stocking, it had a dog on it, with a santa hat and bells, it took my mom about 2 hours to soe everything back together
-chewed the front door (the wood part of the siding . . .whatever u call it)
-started eating the rug in the bedrm
-took tuperwears out of the kitchen sink (and other scraps he could find that my sloppy DH leave in there) and starts chewing on them
-ate my slice of pizza tonight when i walked away from the dinner table
-stepped in sht outside and got it all in his paws

this is all in this all just happened between today and yesterday!

and my DH wants to have a baby in the near future?!?!?! dont think so!!
evnme Posted:

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Goldi1021 Posted:

Re: Dear Fred, (updated with incriminating pic)


Posted by beautyq115

Maybe he should spend the night at Aunt Leslie's home tonight



Aunt Leslie would get evicted if she had her little nephew stay over.

But when I spoke to him he did have this on his mind:

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