Dear______ Open Letter Time!!!

Dear Co-Worker...

Now you know you are killing me. Every week you sit here and eat cakes, donuts and cannolis like you are about to go to the electric chair...

I wish you did not insist on dropping crumbs on my desk as you talk to me since I am sitting here merely intaking water....I know I am a crazy non eating bride but seriously..you need an INTERVENTION for you eating problem...

Love Ya,

Hungry Bride


Now you guys go...open letter time is fun time!

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear Co-Worker...

Now you know you are killing me. Every week you sit here and eat cakes, donuts and cannolis like you are about to go to the electric chair...

I wish you did not insist on dropping crumbs on my desk as you talk to me since I am sitting here merely intaking water....I know I am a crazy non eating bride but seriously..you need an INTERVENTION for you eating problem...

Love Ya,

Hungry Bride


Now you guys go...open letter time is fun time!

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I almost peed myself

Ok I gotta start mine now

Dear Coworker #1:
How come, every time we're at the coffee machine, we always have to talk about your personal life: your finances, your hatred of the Philadelphia school system (which, by the way, is BS - it's not the school's/teacher's fault if there have been THREE different schools that your child has a problem paying attention in), etc. and you never once ask me how I am? If I hear one more time about how the school system is failing your child or how the economy is the reason you can't keep up with your bills, I'm going to strangle you. Or myself.
Thanks in advance for leaving me the hell out of your personal life!
Sincerely,
Your colleague who doesn't give a rat's @ss!

Dear Coworker#2:
Why are you always eating McDonald's in our workspace? And how come you're always rationalizing it by saying, 'But it's only on Friday's!' when you clearly have McDonald's on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays? I don't wanna smell that crap every day of the week.
Sincerely,
Your colleague who wishes you would eat in the break room.

THANKS FOR LETTING ME GET THAT OUT!

omg!

Dear Coworker:

Why are you giving me dirty look and not acknowledging me?!? Oh that is right it is because I put a crazy person in your voicemail box. However, I could not help said crazy person as they were asking Settlement questions and YOU ARE THE SETTLEMENT DEPT!!!!!!!!!!!! So just do your damn job and stop being nasty about it. It's Friday and I am very sorry you will actually have to do some work for a change!

Love always and forever,
The frustrate Paralegal who is playing receptionist today since our receptionist is out!

Dear Coworker,

STOP saying 'You Know What I Mean' after every single thing you say. NO I do NOT know what you mean, I NEVER know what you mean. I just look at you and smile when you talk but I don't hear you, I choose not to listen. And while we are at it, STOP b*tching about everything and everyone in your life cause i really dont care... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???

With love,

Jen


god i really wanna send that

Dear LI Wedding 09 girls,

Stop posting interesting things! I have two papers to write and I'm going to blame all of you when I don't get them done and fail my classes! Then, I'm going to sue you all for my pain and suffering (and to help defray the costs of loans).

Thank you.

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Coworker,

STOP saying 'You Know What I Mean' after every single thing you say. NO I do NOT know what you mean, I NEVER know what you mean. I just look at you and smile when you talk but I don't hear you, I choose not to listen. And while we are at it, STOP b*tching about everything and everyone in your life cause i really dont care... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???

With love,

Jen


god i really wanna send that

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freaking awesome!!!!!!! coworker 1 from my open letters does the same friggin thing. It kills me. She says it after EVERYTHING. No, what am I freakin' idiot that I NEVER know what you mean? You're so highly intelligent that I can't follow along, so you have to make sure, after every sentence, that I'm still with you?!?!

Gosh, there's a lot of pent up anger in me lol

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Posted by HotAir

Dear LI Wedding 09 girls,

Stop posting interesting things! I have two papers to write and I'm going to blame all of you when I don't get them done and fail my classes! Then, I'm going to sue you all for my pain and suffering (and to help defray the costs of loans).

Thank you.

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sorry...

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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Posted by Future Pepper

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Coworker,

STOP saying 'You Know What I Mean' after every single thing you say. NO I do NOT know what you mean, I NEVER know what you mean. I just look at you and smile when you talk but I don't hear you, I choose not to listen. And while we are at it, STOP b*tching about everything and everyone in your life cause i really dont care... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???

With love,

Jen


god i really wanna send that

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freaking awesome!!!!!!! coworker 1 from my open letters does the same friggin thing. It kills me. She says it after EVERYTHING. No, what am I freakin' idiot that I NEVER know what you mean? You're so highly intelligent that I can't follow along, so you have to make sure, after every sentence, that I'm still with you?!?!

Gosh, there's a lot of pent up anger in me lol

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Those 4 words turn me into the devil... I totally know how you feel

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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woweeeeee.......let it out girl!!!!

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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woweeeeee.......let it out girl!!!!

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I feel alot better and I really am consider just pasting that right into a reply email to him

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Posted by gporka23

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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woweeeeee.......let it out girl!!!!

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I feel alot better and I really am consider just pasting that right into a reply email to him

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muuuuuuaaaaahhhhh<----------- evil laugh!!!

Dear Ms. Over –dramatic customer,

When I answer the phone why do you assume I‘m Bill Gates with some snazzy device that magically makes your account info and the reason why your calling appear in front of my face? We’re not that high-tech people. Also please don’t call complaining that no one helps you and you have 12 kids all named Larry, a one-legged dog and your mom has a hump the size of a toddler, so you need your lights. Listen’ put your mom in the circus, make money that way.. Either way I don’t care. Pay your bill and stop naming your kids Larry for Christ sake.

Love always,
Ninja kick to the face

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Posted by MrsGarcia

Dear Ms. Over –dramatic customer,

When I answer the phone why do you assume I‘m Bill Gates with some snazzy device that magically makes your account info and the reason why your calling appear in front of my face? We’re not that high-tech people. Also please don’t call complaining that no one helps you and you have 12 kids all named Larry, a one-legged dog and your mom has a hump the size of a toddler, so you need your lights. Listen’ put your mom in the circus, make money that way.. Either way I don’t care. Pay your bill and stop naming your kids Larry for Christ sake.

Love always,
Ninja kick to the face

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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Right on Sista

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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Is it just me or when your driving your car did you ever notice its shadow in the road resembles Shrek?

I seriously sit in traffic to long