Dear______ Open Letter Time!!!

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsR

This was a great idea, we need to do these more often! It's like therapy!

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I totally agree! I have so much more to say!

Dear Verizon:

You call my house every single day and interrupt my homework or work to give me the same sales pitch, only so I can tell you the decision makers are not home. Inevitably you always seem to call when I am in the midst of concentrating on something difficult. What part of we are not interested or they work during the day do you not understand? And why do you continue to go on and sell it to me even when I tell you I can't make the decisions on the account. Its extremely annoying, PLEASE STOP CALLING!!!

Thanks.


See and I thought I had nothing to vent about.

Dear office-mate:

Thank you so much for having your children, husband, mother, friends, mother's friends, etc. call you at least 6 times a day on your cell phone with the annoying ring tone. it's nice because our shared office is about 6 feet by 6 feet and I love sitting 3 inches away from you at all times and not being able to hear myself think because you are on the phone with yet another family member!

The only time I get any work done is the 2 days a week you're not here. Here's an idea - why do you get and make all of your personal calls on THOSE days!

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

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sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands!

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Yeah I wish. If only it wouldn't basically black ball me for the rest of my career.

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clearly, i don't know the details, but if there are others in the same situation as you and you can document and prove the issues, potentially you would never have to work again. look at those ladies from morgan stanley a few years ago....but then again, i don't know what size firm you work for either...

in any event, i'm sorry it's so awful.

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Thanks. It's pretty bad, but it's a small firm. Doubt I'd get much other than the satisfaction. I'm hoping to be out of here by June. Keep your fingers crossed!

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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AHHHHHH do you have a nissan? I HAD THE LIGHT COME ON TODAY! now i know what it is!!! you're the best

I love this!

But we should repost it on Monday morning, LOTS more people annoy me then than on a Friday afternoon!

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Posted by HotAir

Dear LI Wedding 09 girls,

Stop posting interesting things! I have two papers to write and I'm going to blame all of you when I don't get them done and fail my classes! Then, I'm going to sue you all for my pain and suffering (and to help defray the costs of loans).

Thank you.

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Hahahahahahahahaha

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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lmao!!! my car does the exclamation point thing too every once in a while! i just ignored it! lol ooppppssss

Dear BM that I had to fire,

PLEASE stop trying to go to rk bridal to pick up ur dress that ur not going to wear. I ALREADY GOT IT FROM THE STORE!!!! and please stop acting like i'm some kind of celebrity who's wedding you MUST be in or u will die. yes, i know im fabulous but ur not in it for a REASON! maybe u should concentrate on working on that!

Sincerely,
THE BRIDE, a/k/a the BOSS of the WEDDING!

I have another:

Dear fellow intern,

I know that you decided to go back to school at the age of 40 and are now changing your careers, however, I do not need to hear you complain about everything from school work to how you hate working with teens, foreigners, and drug addicts! YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PROFESSION!!!! I also am tired of hearing about your workout routine macho man, go home and tell all of this crap to your wife! I do not care how far you run, and how many calories you intake each day!

Sincerly,
Your Feed up Fellow Intern

Ladies, this is such a funny thread!!! LOL!!! Thanks for the good laugh

I love this keep posting ladies I havent come up with anything cleaver yet but Im sure I will

Dear Coworker,

Please stop heating up your LEFTOVER SEAFOOD in the office microwave. It really does smell disgusting and not the entire office needs to be subjected to it!

Yours Truly,

Seafood Lover, but not in the microwave

OK now you've got me going. By the end of the weekend I could write about a dozen of these. And to think, I didn't think I had anyone to complain about.

Dear annoying classmate:

Nobody cares about your opinion. I don't know why you feel the need to voice it every single chance you get. You do not know it all, you only think you do. Every question is not addressed to you, there are 26 other graduate students in the class and we all have voices too. Many of us actually know more then you do. Why do I have to get someone like you in every class I take.

Also while I'm at it, please stop bringing salads to class. The smell of the vinaigrette is making the rest of us nauseous. We are all as hungry as you are and are either waiting to eat after class or making do with 100 Calorie Snack packs or something unhealthy from the snack bar. Class is over at 7, there is no reason you can not eat your dinner then.

Thank you.

Dear everyone i work with:

Cant you tell i have only 2 arms, 2 hands, 1 body and CANT DO EVERYTHING! I cannot be split into 2, i cannot do 4 million things at once, and i cannot do your job! And please dr. ****, stop adding onto my work load by buying soo many machines! One day, when i dont show up, and you go broke...your gonna be mad im the only one that knows how to work them!

Thanks,
Overwork, underpaid!

Dear Dr. Money Grubbing Vet,

You are an ***hole. FU and GTH.

BTW, you are also morbidly obese, so pot, meet kettle. Maybe you should have a needle jammed up your urethra as well.

Love,
Angel

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Posted by coldasice217

Dear Dr. Money Grubbing Vet,

You are an ***hole. FU and GTH.

BTW, you are also morbidly obese, so pot, meet kettle. Maybe you should have a needle jammed up your urethra as well.

Love,
Angel

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U should forward that after!

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Posted by fabulousmady

Dear BM that I had to fire,

PLEASE stop trying to go to rk bridal to pick up ur dress that ur not going to wear. I ALREADY GOT IT FROM THE STORE!!!! and please stop acting like i'm some kind of celebrity who's wedding you MUST be in or u will die. yes, i know im fabulous but ur not in it for a REASON! maybe u should concentrate on working on that!

Sincerely,
THE BRIDE, a/k/a the BOSS of the WEDDING!

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Too Funny!!