Dear______ Open Letter Time!!!

Oh this is great! Perfect for today!

Dear Co-Worker (s):

Why must you constatnly act like a 12 year old having a tantrum? Throwing down your fists on the desk and slamming the phone down does nothing but annoy the other people you work with. Please take note that you are the oldest one in this department, yet act like the youngest. Please learn to control yourself before I end up strangling you!

Please stop pretending that you are working, when I can plainly see that you are just on the internet. If you are not busy and want to play, FINE, just don't lie about it! I'm I.T. and monitor the internet all day...so if I see you on, just say you're slow. MUST you lie and say that you're soooo busy when I can plainy see that your NOT! Geez...

Lastly, stop bringing all your drama from your personal life here to work. Work is work, personal is personal. I mean, don't get me wrong, an occasional vent here and there is FINE...but every day alllll day long?!?! Get over it! If your EX is still bothering you, then just STOP talking to him! Don't keep crying and yapping up a storm about it!

Sincerly,
Just Leave Me Alone!

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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I just did the same thing last week! I saw the exclamation point and looked it up in the manual and it said to call Toyota. Luckily I asked my dad before doing that and he showed me how to correctly read a manual and that I just need air in my tires. They need to make a different manual in a woman's language!

Dear Co-Worker:

Please stop taking my food from the fridge! CONDIMENTS INCLUDED! Iknow you think you are probably helping me prepare for my wedding. But honestly, i do need to eat to live!

Thank you for your help in this matter. It is greatly appreciated.

Vicki

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

Dear Rude Family Members,

Please understand that I do not want to hear what I should and should not do for my wedding. I appreciate your advice but I am an adult and I know what I want for my wedding. I also do not need you to watch what I'm eating, I can do that on my own just fine! And if you see me eating something unhealthy it might be because you are annoying me, and that I am filling my mouth in order to stop myself from yelling at you!

Sincerly,
I wish you all would keep your opinions to yourself!

Dear Boss......
As you know we work for a small company. Our other designer is on maternity leave and although you might think I am superwoman....I'm not cuz let me tell you if I was I would be making a h e l l of a lot more money then I do! And please stop coming to visit our NY office....it's annoying . Just stay in Cali
Thanks,
Lisa

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Posted by llupario14

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear New Car....

Why you gotta have 2 symbols that look the same on the dashboard....When I got in an saw the exclamation point...I quickly called the dealership and peeled the skin off of their face with my wrath...b/c I innocently thought it was the brakes...how was I suppose to know it would say Brake and that exclamation point means the TIRE NEEDS AIR...

Stupid new car...now I gotta send Fred at the dealership a fruit basket or something...

Luv ya,

Under pressure... ready to loose it bride!!

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I just did the same thing last week! I saw the exclamation point and looked it up in the manual and it said to call Toyota. Luckily I asked my dad before doing that and he showed me how to correctly read a manual and that I just need air in my tires. They need to make a different manual in a woman's language!

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i feel better now that I am not the only one....FH has not stopped making fun of me...

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Posted by jlovesa

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

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sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands!

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

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sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands!

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Yeah I wish. If only it wouldn't basically black ball me for the rest of my career.

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Posted by gporka23

Dear Crazy Ex,

Last night your random 'i love you' text messages were annoying, but I took the high road and chose to ignore them. So why is it that today you feel compelled to send me more texts and also emails? Do you not understand what my silence really means? Please stop trying to contact me. I have a fiance and i love him and he is twice the man that you will ever be. I know somehow in your F-ed up little mind that will make you want me more and make you feel the need to text me how much you 'care' and what a 'mistake' you made. So i will make it easy... F off with a quickness.

and p.s. ... its really not average sized, I said that to make you feel better

Love always,

Your ex.

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You should send him this

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Posted by jlovesa

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

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sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands!

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Yeah I wish. If only it wouldn't basically black ball me for the rest of my career.

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clearly, i don't know the details, but if there are others in the same situation as you and you can document and prove the issues, potentially you would never have to work again. look at those ladies from morgan stanley a few years ago....but then again, i don't know what size firm you work for either...

in any event, i'm sorry it's so awful.

These are so funny. I wish I had a co-worker to write to, but not until I am done student teaching. I work as a freelancer now in my own little office, so I can only annoy myself.

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

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Posted by thenewmrsharrington

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Posted by jlovesa

Dear managing partner,

You are NOT funny. You have never been funny and you will never be funny! Despite the fact that you think you are sooooooo slick, you ARE sexually harassing me and you are not 'so good that you come close to the line but never cross it'. A smack on the a$$ constitutes blatant harassment. Calling my 'little piglet' and shaking a bowl of candy in my face 6 times a day does not amuse me or anyone else in the office for that matter. It is not cute that you refuse to call my fiance by his right name. His name is ANTHONY - NOT Hector. I do not even know a Hector. And if you say to me one more time that I'm 'not going to get very far with you if I don't play along and let you have your fun' I am going to show you just how far my foot can go up your a$$! On second thought, you would probably like that and brag about it as much as you brag about the affair you had 10 years ago when you cheated on your wife - you know, the wife that took you back for some unknown reason and you now constantly refer to as your 'fat wife' who shops at Barnum and Bailey. You are old and disgusting. No one cares about you - you are NOT a big shot. Get a life and leave me the hell alone!

Sincerely,
The attorney who does all of your work that you then take all of the credit for.

P.S. - F YOU!!!


(Sorry girls. I have a lot of pent up anger.)

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sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands!

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Yeah I wish. If only it wouldn't basically black ball me for the rest of my career.

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clearly, i don't know the details, but if there are others in the same situation as you and you can document and prove the issues, potentially you would never have to work again. look at those ladies from morgan stanley a few years ago....but then again, i don't know what size firm you work for either...

in any event, i'm sorry it's so awful.

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My mother was in a similar situation when she was younger and she sued the man....

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Posted by MLAngelo



These are so funny. I wish I had a co-worker to write to, but not until I am done student teaching. I work as a freelancer now in my own little office, so I can only annoy myself.

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you can write to anyone...you see how i had to let my new car know how he complicated my life today...

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Posted by HotAir

Dear LI Wedding 09 girls,

Stop posting interesting things! I have two papers to write and I'm going to blame all of you when I don't get them done and fail my classes! Then, I'm going to sue you all for my pain and suffering (and to help defray the costs of loans).

Thank you.

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I totally hear you on this one.

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by MLAngelo



These are so funny. I wish I had a co-worker to write to, but not until I am done student teaching. I work as a freelancer now in my own little office, so I can only annoy myself.

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you can write to anyone...you see how i had to let my new car know how he complicated my life today...

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I wrote to rude family! Write to anyone who annoys you!

Dear FMIL,
Please feel free to over excert yourself with your crazy ideas that overpower all of mine. Thank you for telling me what to wear on my neck and ears the day of my wedding and pushing my mother around about my shower. I appreciate the warm welcome into your family by everyone but you when we announced our engagement. And I can not tell you how much I loved you feeling the need to constantly touch my dress when I took you to see it.

Love Always,
Greatly Appreciative Bride!

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Posted by lmr2282

Dear FMIL,
Please feel free to over excert yourself with your crazy ideas that overpower all of mine. Thank you for telling me what to wear on my neck and ears the day of my wedding and pushing my mother around about my shower. I appreciate the warm welcome into your family by everyone but you when we announced our engagement. And I can not tell you how much I loved you feeling the need to constantly touch my dress when I took you to see it.

Love Always,
Greatly Appreciative Bride!

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keep yo hands to urself please crazy in law!!!!