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Dear Stomach

SuzBride Posted:

Dear Stomach

Dear Stomach,

Shut up! Your constant gurgling is embarrassing me. I don't appreciate it, and neither do the adjacent cubicle-ites. Hopefully they realize it is my stomach and not something immensely more disgusting.

Thank you,
I would feed you if you weren't so freakin picky
itslaurie. Posted:

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JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Ugh, that s ucks. Are you staying away from dairy still?
I hope that the soy chais are NOT getting to you
CLMon7906 Posted:

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nwr has got to harbor the worst in digestion and allergies! what is up with this??? must be like a 'cool requirement' or something....dairy kills me. i'm allergic to MAYO and any similar concoction where oil and eggs combine. flowers...


well, if i have to share my weird quirks with a group of ladies, it might as well be the awesomely fabulous NWR girls.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by CLMon7906
nwr has got to harbor the worst in digestion and allergies! what is up with this??? must be like a 'cool requirement' or something....



It does seem that way.
Though I hate that I might be the 'coolest' of the bunch.

Suz, what have you eaten today that could be making you feel this way?
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Ugh, that s ucks. Are you staying away from dairy still?
I hope that the soy chais are NOT getting to you



I had two yesterday, and have a venti today. It is the one 'food' that makes me happy (I know happiness should not come from food, but it does! )

ETA: I think the problem may be that I ate nothing. It is the safest way!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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OMG, go eat something!
ant n tilde Posted:

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lol i thought it was only me with these problems

i eat the same thing every morning and i only have three things that i eat for lunch - nothing crazy

most days it is smooth sailing then once in a while my stomach goes CRAZY!!!!! it is SO loud and embarassing! and the people in the other cubicles definitely hear it

i so imagine them whispering to eachother 'ew is that her stomach?!?!?!'

how can the same exact food have such different effects???
mtdr1106 Posted:

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OMG - my stomach was growling so loud when i was taking the SAT's in HS!!! i remember i wanted to DIE!! it sounded like i had a little wild animal hiding under the desk - i was mortified. and than we all kept getting in trouble for laughing!!



that was fun....
greenfreak Posted:

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Don't even get me started with the stomach stuff! I've finally gotten mine under control but it took years of paying more attention to what I was eating than anyone should have to!

Oh how I miss broccoli and cauliflower.

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