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SeptBride70 Posted:

Dear _______ Vent Session:

Let's start a Dear:_______ Vent Session!

It could be venting to ANYONE or ANYTHING!!

Dear DH,

Please do me a favor? It is not hard and it does not require much energy... It is called FLUSHING THE TOILET after you are done!! Wow, what a concept!! It would be nice if you were to do this so that when I go, hours later, to use the toilet- there is not a surprise waiting for me. Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!

Dear Commuters,

Please learn HOW to drive. Also, please learn how to drive in the rain! It is not that hard and there is no reason to be going 15 MPH when it is drizzling out... Thank you!

charisma Posted:

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MrsMagoo Posted:

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Dear Shoulder,
Please stop hurting! I know it was a bad charlie horse and pulled muscle from yesterday - but it's getting hard to type!!

Dear Mother Nature,
Mondays are NOT the days for cr@ppy weather like this! It makes it that much harder to get up in the morning!
SeptBride70 Posted:

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LOL! Yes, Monday's are the worst days for bad weather!!
SoulMates422 Posted:

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Dear Macys,
Please teach your sales reps basic customer service skills. Oh and it wouldn't hurt if they could put a smile on their faces. Thank you
LIW brides
IlianaR Posted:

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Posted by MrsDaniRella

Let's start a Dear:_______ Vent Session!

It could be venting to ANYONE or ANYTHING!!

Dear DH,

Please do me a favor? It is not hard and it does not require much energy... It is called FLUSHING THE TOILET after you are done!! Wow, what a concept!! It would be nice if you were to do this so that when I go, hours later, to use the toilet- there is not a surprise waiting for me. Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!

Dear Commuters,

Please learn HOW to drive. Also, please learn how to drive in the rain! It is not that hard and there is no reason to be going 15 MPH when it is drizzling out... Thank you!





Tell him it's called a CURTESY FLUSH!!!!!!!
natseven Posted:

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Posted by MrsDaniRella

Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!




FH does this all the time and forgets to flush. haha! MEN!!!
laural2979 Posted:

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Posted by natseven


Posted by MrsDaniRella

Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!




FH does this all the time and forgets to flush. haha! MEN!!!



Yep, Mike does the same thing. Ugh.
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by laural2979


Posted by natseven


Posted by MrsDaniRella

Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!




FH does this all the time and forgets to flush. haha! MEN!!!



Yep, Mike does the same thing. Ugh.



OMG I cannot believe this!!!!

I'm so shocked that all these men do this- Like it is THAT hard to flush?!! LOL!! Unbelievable! I think I'm going to start NOT flushing on purpose to see how long it takes until he yells at me and then maybe he'll know how I feel.

All our men need to go to a non-flushers anonymous meeting!
eelharas4700 Posted:

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i love when we do this:

Dear cold,
Please go away, I am tired and cranky bc of you! No medicines have worked yet and I need to shake you before I leave for my trip on Thursday

Dear FH,
Please give me the correct addresses and help me with the dj. Just coming to appointment isn't all there is to do!

Dear hotel,
Just send me the contract already!

I feel better already!
Marchbride07 Posted:

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Dear Other Guy Who Shares An Office with my Boss:

Last time I checked, you did not pay me. So please do not give me things to do like I am your little peon. You have your own assistant.

Thank you.
mrss527 Posted:

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Dear Tourists:

Please, PLEASE, stop gawking at all of the tall buildings from the middle of the sidewalk! Some people actually LIVE and WORK here, and I'm sorry that you've never seen a skyscraper with big shiny sparkly lights in your podunk town, but come ON already! Places to go! People to see! Things to do!

Oh, and by the way, it's pronouned HOW-ston, not HYOO-ston, like the city in Texas.

Sigh.
kitty1224 Posted:

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Dear FH,
Can you please please help me with keeping the house clean. I mean can you actually do 1 freaking thing like maybe take you sh*t out of the hallway. Maybe 1 time a year you can do laundry or put away clothing or anything.

Dear FML,
You have crossed a line that you can not take back. I want my stuff back and if you wanted to see a Bi*ch you will now!
AMANDA2378 Posted:

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you girls are funny!!!!!
MF9282 Posted:

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This is always fun!!

Dear God
Please make FH or myself win lotto so I no longer have to work !!!!!!

Dear FSIL
Stop being a pain in my *** and trying to ruin everything having to do with our wedding since all ur good for is popping out babies and doing nothing at home (oops did I say that?)

Dear FH
Please be more helpful with the wedding planning and pleas get a list from your parents and addresses, I am doing the rest of the work so please cmon now just collect the damn 411!!!!

Thanks gals!!!
MF9282 Posted:

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Irene what did FMIL do!!!!! They are all the worst!!!!

dplehat Posted:

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Ok here I go:
Dear Aunt Flo,
Either come now or go away for good. This waiting game is killing me and so are the cramps. I am also sick of the bloat. Its been long enough cut me some slack.

Dear FFIL (not FstepFIL)
Why are you coming to the wedding. You haven't shown an interest in your sons life for years. Face it you have been replaced by FstepFIL and HE is a wonderful man who acts like a father to your son. Where the hell are we going to seat you?

Ok I'm done. Thanks ladies for letting me vent

Oh wait one more Maggie dress makers Where Is My Dress?!!
GettinHutched Posted:

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Posted by MF9282


Dear FSIL
Stop being a pain in my *** and trying to ruin everything having to do with our wedding since all ur good for is popping out babies and doing nothing at home (oops did I say that?)





Good one!!!!
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by Marchbride07

Dear Other Guy Who Shares An Office with my Boss:

Last time I checked, you did not pay me. So please do not give me things to do like I am your little peon. You have your own assistant.

Thank you.



YES!! That happens to me a lot...

SO annoying!!
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by mrss527

Dear Tourists:

Please, PLEASE, stop gawking at all of the tall buildings from the middle of the sidewalk! Some people actually LIVE and WORK here, and I'm sorry that you've never seen a skyscraper with big shiny sparkly lights in your podunk town, but come ON already! Places to go! People to see! Things to do!

Oh, and by the way, it's pronouned HOW-ston, not HYOO-ston, like the city in Texas.

Sigh.



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