Dear _______ Vent Session:

Dear October 5th,

Why oh why are you seeming to take FOREVER to get here??.....you know that if I had my dress I could get married today...so why take so long.....the weather is moving along so quickly, why can't you??


Dear the new taco bell burrito thing that they've been showing on TV,

Why must you be so tasty while at the same time sooooo bad for me. Please for once avoid my hips and arse and pass right through, cause you know while i've been doing OK on my diet, you're only $2 and my fat asss can't resist ya

Thanks so much!

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Posted by MrsDaniRella

Let's start a Dear:_______ Vent Session!

It could be venting to ANYONE or ANYTHING!!

Dear DH,

Please do me a favor? It is not hard and it does not require much energy... It is called FLUSHING THE TOILET after you are done!! Wow, what a concept!! It would be nice if you were to do this so that when I go, hours later, to use the toilet- there is not a surprise waiting for me. Seriously Vinny, the excuse of 'I always get the urge right before I shower but then I don't want to flush b/c then the temp of the water in the shower will change' is not valid!! Just wait a minute until the temp in the shower goes back to normal... UGH!!!

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You have one of those too???

Dear 9th Graders-
The end of the 1st semester is next friday. I have given you plenty of opportunities to take make-ups, hand in extra credit, and discuss you grades with me. Kindly take the initiative for you own education and actually DO the work that you need to to in order to pass. Don't cry to me when you fail. No, I won't feel sorry for you.

Dear Digestive System-
Please cooperate. I'm really sick of feeling like crap.

Dear Self-
There are two and a half more weeks
until Feb. You have 6 more pounds to lose. Stay focused!! You can do it!!

Dear people who are unhappy with Mother Nature and January,

Ordinarily, I would completely agree with you. However, because I am getting married on Sunday, I am asking for a tiny reprieve, just for this year, just for a few more days. I promise, next year, to go back to wishing for snow and normal weather. Thanks for understanding.

Dear Evan,

Please learn to treat your pickup truck more like you treat me, with a little TLC and not let things go till the bill is ove 600 bucks!!!!!!!
Love
your FW

Dear customers
Please do not accuse me of stealing your money when you didn't have any in the account to cover the check that bounced. You need to learn how to balance your checkbook.
Love
your customer service rep.

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Dear 9th Graders-
The end of the 1st semester is next friday. I have given you plenty of opportunities to take make-ups, hand in extra credit, and discuss you grades with me. Kindly take the initiative for you own education and actually DO the work that you need to to in order to pass. Don't cry to me when you fail. No, I won't feel sorry for you.

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Completely agree with this. My tenth and twelfth graders are the same way. My twelfth graders keep telling me they will get review sheets from their professors next year in college

Dear SELF
The holidays are over. Stop eating junk food!

dear fh
i wanted the addresses from you 2 weeks ago and now i got most and am stressing. they need to go in about 3 weeks

Dear FH
I have asked you for a count for the hotel block for the past two months! It is mainly your family that is coming in from out of town and we need alot of rooms. I told you that the rate I got was only guaranteed until the end of 2006.
Oh, well....your problem now!!

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Posted by mrss527

Dear Tourists:

Please, PLEASE, stop gawking at all of the tall buildings from the middle of the sidewalk! Some people actually LIVE and WORK here, and I'm sorry that you've never seen a skyscraper with big shiny sparkly lights in your podunk town, but come ON already! Places to go! People to see! Things to do!

Oh, and by the way, it's pronouned HOW-ston, not HYOO-ston, like the city in Texas.

Sigh.

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love this one!

Dear Chocolate,

Although you were my first love, I am moving on. Please stop making your way into my mouth. Do not jump into my shopping cart as I am checking out at the food store. Do not let others buy you for me. It's over. You make me feel so good, and then so bad!
P.S. I'll see you after the wedding (wink, wink)

LOL girls this is a great topic!!!

Dear Honey,

I know you mean the best by telling me my dad is okay and i should stop crying...but im crying b/c i moved here for you and your son and now i can't be with my daddy and somehow you don't understand it. I dont want to throw it in your face, but seriously - my daddy has done everything for his family and I can't be with him on the day of his surgery b/c we live in fl - if we were in ny i'd be at his side and be able to go there everyday this week after work. cut me some slack and let me cry like the baby i am - he's my daddy. I hope you never have to worry about your dad...biting my tongue....

just understand the sacrifices I make for the betterment of our family and YOUR fatherly conscience....its a big effin deal that i'm not with my daddy and as much as u want me to stop crying b/c he's out of surgery, i wont be able to everytime i think about the pain he's in and im not there at this moment.

i love u....but u suck on this one....sorry

-me



ahhh.....i feel better, for the third time today this couldn't have come on a better day! thanks for starting this post!!!

Dear stupid FMIL....
Stop assuming you can invite anyone you want to our wedding! We are paying for this and it is our day...Stop being a dumba$$, for once....

You girls are tooooo funny

Dear Coworker:
Complaining about the radio every single time you walk by is getting a little old. Seriously, I know you don't have bionic hearing and can hear it in your office. I'm the one who has been inconvenienced and went from an office to a desk when I took this job. Since you have the office, shut the darn door. Complaining in front of my staff who hate you as it is only makes you look like a 2 year old having a tantrum, and you're like 45! My staff wants it, they get it. And the owner of the company is on my side so shut your mouth!

Dear FMIL:
Stop putting down my FH every time we see you. He has overcome so much since he stopped talking to you and now that things are back on track doesn't give you the right to bring up his past. Let him live his life and keep doing what he's doing. He doesn't need to be brought down by your negativity. And stop suggesting everything you did at your wedding or at your other sons engagement party. This isn't 1940 and it's a wedding, not a darn engagement party!

Dear photographers:
Why in god's name must you be so darn expensive?!? It's freakin pictures! And don't try charging me an arm and a leg for copies. Just give me the rights to them! I am paying you thousands as it is and they are pictures of me!!

Dear God:
Please let Grams get better. I need her to be at our wedding. Please don't do this now.


MUCH better! We should do this at least once a week!

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

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Posted by aprlflwr

Dear Mom,

I love you to death and I know I am your first child to get married, but you already had your wedding.

Love,
Your Daughter

P.S. I do appreciate your unsolicited advice, but I am not always going to take it.

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You took the words right out of my mouth!

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It's soooooo true though............

hahaha nice one

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Posted by mrss527

Dear Tourists:

Please, PLEASE, stop gawking at all of the tall buildings from the middle of the sidewalk! Some people actually LIVE and WORK here, and I'm sorry that you've never seen a skyscraper with big shiny sparkly lights in your podunk town, but come ON already! Places to go! People to see! Things to do!

Oh, and by the way, it's pronouned HOW-ston, not HYOO-ston, like the city in Texas.

Sigh.

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omg, tell me about it. the city this time of the year is a mess. i swear half of them don't know how to walk. and buildings really aren't that amazing. i can maybe understand the empire state building, but some random apartment building? come on!

Dear My other 2 BMs,
I understand that youhave things to do-but it would be fab if youwould get measured for your damn dress already! Seriously, dont act excited about being in the BP and do NOTHING! I swear Iwill kick you out of it

thanks!