Did I really just have this conversation?

Looking for a new apartment:

Douche Lady: Yes?
(not 'hello?' or 'rental office')

JB: I'm looking to rent an apartment - have I called the right number?

DL: Yes.

JB: Do you have anything available to see tomorrow?

DL: We're a co-op so we'd rather sell than rent.

JB: So you have no apartments to rent.

DL: No, we do. What's your price range?

JB: What's YOUR price range?

DL: $1600 and up.

JB: Up to what?

DL: $1600 and up.

JB: Up to what? 8 million?

DL: $1800.

JB: Great - so can I schedule an appointment?
(mind you through this, she's been sort of laughing at the end each sentence) What exactly are you laughing at?

DL: Call later - the man in charge isn't here.

JB: You're a douche bag.

I hung up.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06
JB: You're a douche bag.

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I hope you seriously called her that.


I have spaxce for rent... In my PANTS!
Apartment 5!!!

I did. I had to. Then I called the hubs to complain so he called her and confirmed her doucheyness.

How much to rent Apartment 5?

No- like the Todd- Apartment 5! Like high five.
Anyway- thats apartment 69.

Wow, that convo was bad in oh-so many ways!!!

Great responses tho!! Particularly the ending!!

LMAO!

Douchyness!

I hate stupid people!



Love the boobs on this t-shirt!

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Posted by kittythestray

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Posted by JanuaryBride06
JB: You're a douche bag.

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GOOd for you!!!!