Don't be Sneaky
So you think your man is cheating....
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got
a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was
going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to
be
spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain,
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as
her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some
fun
by watch ing her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
spotted
her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could
cuddle with and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in
her
ear and she agree d, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie
in the back seat. Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went
home and
put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation
he would make up for his ou trageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had.
'Oh, the same old thing.You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into th e spare
room
and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my Batman costume to
your
Dad.
Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a
hottie
in a
Goldilocks outfit'
Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got
a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was
going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to
be
spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain,
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as
her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some
fun
by watch ing her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
spotted
her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could
cuddle with and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in
her
ear and she agree d, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie
in the back seat. Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went
home and
put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation
he would make up for his ou trageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had.
'Oh, the same old thing.You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into th e spare
room
and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my Batman costume to
your
Dad.
Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a
hottie
in a
Goldilocks outfit'
Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!
