DRESS SHOP VENT!! (long)

I am starting to scope out dress shops, as I will begin looking seriously in about a month or so. I work in Manhattan right near the Bridal Building and we got out early today for summer Fridays. So, I figured I would go check it out. Here is what happened at one of the boutiques there (in movie script form):

ME:
(Buzzing the door to the shop)

SALESGIRL:
(Opens the door a few inches and pokes her head out)
Can I help you?

ME:
I wanted to come and look at dresses.. I'm sorry, is your shop by appointment only?

SALESGIRL:
(Still with door mostly closed and head poking out)
Well what are you looking for?

ME:
(Puzzled)
Um, I am looking for a wedding dress. The door says you sell wedding dresses.

SALESGIRL:
(Still with head poking out the door, nastier tone)
Well what kind of dress?

ME:
(Angered, and starting to fume)
I need a big WHITE dress for my WEDDING.....

SALESGIRL:
(Finally opens the door and lets me in)
Well do you know what style dress you like?

ME:
I *don't* like strapless, I like bateau or boat neck.
(Another salesgirl emerges).

SALESGIRL #2:
(Confused)
Ummmm, well why don't you want strapless?

ME:
Well, to be honest I have a large chest and I feel more comfortable not wearing strapless.

SALESGIRL #1:
(Staring at me like I have a third leg)
Well is your ceremony super religious or something? Is that why you don't want strapless?

ME:
(Fuming)
I. HAVE. BIG. BOOBS. I. DO. NOT. WANT. STRAPLESS.

SALESGIRL #2:
(Brings me hideous strapless gown)
How about this hon, do you like lots of beads?

ME:
Um, listen, obviously you are not listening to me. Thanks but no thanks, buh-bye. (I begin to exit)

SALESGIRL #1:
(calling to me in a nasty tone as I leave)
Next time bring a photo.

-- THE END ---

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! I was absolutely floored. They were so nasty and not at ALL helpful in ANY WAY!!! I came close to punching her out. grrrrrrr