Farts!

My farts smell like pumpkins

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Posted by Stacey1403

Damien has the sweetest farts

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I wish I could say the same about the little Bear Cub!!! Gianna takes after her daddy in that department!!! Holy crow, she could clear out a room!!!! Her father is so proud!!!

And not for nothing, but my hubby can clear out a HOUSE with his!!!!

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Posted by bearsbabe_113

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Posted by Stacey1403

Damien has the sweetest farts

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I wish I could say the same about the little Bear Cub!!! Gianna takes after her daddy in that department!!! Holy crow, she could clear out a room!!!! Her father is so proud!!!

And not for nothing, but my hubby can clear out a HOUSE with his!!!!

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Breast milk baby, Poops don't stink

Neither do farts!!




Farts are fun!!!

Wise man say: he who farts in church...

...sits in his own PEW!!

Try saying this fast


1 smart fellow he felt smart
2 smart fellows they felt smart
3 smart fellow they all felt smart











You said 1 fart smello

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Posted by ss2002

Wise man say: he who farts in church...

...sits in his own PEW!!

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ROFLMAO!!!

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Posted by peeweesgirl

What is the bet??????????????

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That in less than an hour there would be multiple pages in regard to this topic. So, as a reward, download the following (almost 3 megs) and enjoy. You MUST have you speakers on.

http://www.liweddings.com/curry_in_the_air.mp3

Holy, I let one rip last night and it sounded like a sheet being torn in two. I thought my husband wet himself!!!!

Don't you hate it when you fart too strongly and you think a nugget might have fallen out????

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Posted by Shamee

Holy, I let one rip last night and it sounded like a sheet being torn in two. I thought my husband wet himself!!!!

Don't you hate it when you fart too strongly and you think a nugget might have fallen out????

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OMG i almost just peed myself!!!!

DH feels that it's medically impossible for women to fart, and if one does, she must be a saint. So, yes, I'm a saint!

The worst is when you let one go, it's much louder than you anticipated!

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Posted by Shamee

Holy, I let one rip last night and it sounded like a sheet being torn in two. I thought my husband wet himself!!!!

Don't you hate it when you fart too strongly and you think a nugget might have fallen out????

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Holy Crap

Ron also thinks its impossible for women to Fart. I hate that word. That is a sexist remark.

Liz

My DH is the fart King, anyone want to place bets?

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Posted by jennbaby

My DH is the fart King, anyone want to place bets?

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I'll take that bet. Liz will beat him hands down!

Artie Fartie had a party
all the farts were there

Tootie Fruity laid a beauty
they all ran out for air