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jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings


Posted by jennbaby

My DH is the fart King, anyone want to place bets?



I'll take that bet. Liz will beat him hands down!



OK you're on
Liz? NEVER, she's a saint
Stacey1403 Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings


Posted by jennbaby

My DH is the fart King, anyone want to place bets?



I'll take that bet. Liz will beat him hands down!




Talk about airing your dirty laundry
jennbaby Posted:

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RON--->
jennbaby Posted:

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Stacey he is proud too (at home)
Stacey1403 Posted:

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Lets go shop the Fart Mart
jennbaby Posted:

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well since it's been warm out, we had the fan on, the other night, and he let one rip in the bedroom, my god, it hit me right in the face the fan blew it right at me
Stacey1403 Posted:

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Posted by jennbaby

well since it's been warm out, we had the fan on, the other night, and he let one rip in the bedroom, my god, it hit me right in the face the fan blew it right at me





Stacey1403 Posted:

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My new favorite group

Samanthas Mom Posted:

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Posted by Shamee

NOTE TO PREGGOS - STAY AWAY FROM BROCCOLLI!!




LIWeddings Posted:

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Jennbaby

Liz
Sasha96 Posted:

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I had a 'brain fart' before...couldn't think of someone's name!

Samanthas Mom Posted:

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liz- is that you and ron in your avatur?? It doesnt look like you guys??but then again my browser here s*CKS!

jennbaby Posted:

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FACTS ON FARTS
Where does fart gas come from?
The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.

What is fart gas made of?
The composition of fart gas is highly variable.
Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.
But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen.
Encyclopaedia Britannica offers the intriguing statement that some people's farts contain no methane. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the anomaly is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.

READ MORE HERE:

http://www.smellypoop.com/farts.html
Shamee Posted:

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That's alot of Fart Facts...

Ron, I can 'blow' you out of the water with my powerful poofs!!
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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Shamee! all of your posts are killing me today!
LMAO
Shamee Posted:

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I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm in some mood!!
Lisa Rose Posted:

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Farts are just burps from your ass!!







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