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Find out the definition of your neighborhood LOL

Original post by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA
ant n tilde Posted:

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This is where I work, fabulous LOL

1. jamaica queens 27 up, 5 down

hardest hood in the northeast. particularly south of the train tracks.

Guy: dawg where you from?
Man: jamaica queens
*everyone runs screaming*
*shots fired*
*sirens in the distance*

2. jamaica queens 35 up, 21 down

jamaica queens is the hardest ghetto in New York City. Also, birthplace of Curtis Jackson

I dont fight fair, I'm dirty-dirty
I'm from Southside Jamaica, Queens, ya'heard me?
50 Cent




cds58019 Posted:

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1. farmingville 11 up, 8 down

A town in central Long Island, New York that is flooded with undocumented immigrants, protests and police activity.

I need some help with my landscaping so I'll go to Farmingville to pick up some day laborers.

Soooooo true, unfortunately.
SoontobeMrsH Posted:

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Jericho 8 up, 25 down

A gangsta street code, representing what a thug sees and has to go through every day. It stands for

Jealousy
Envy
Reality
Ignorance
Crime
Hate
Obscurity

Snakes, backstabbers, haters, enemies in general, are associated with one of these things when they attack you. If you are true to the thug life, then you have seen a lot of these things and are used to it.

Jonathan: Yo, how you been livin'?
Mike: It's JERICHO 4 life on these cold streets of the muthafuckin' ghetto.
Jonathan: Yeah, I feel you.


Where are my ghetto b's @?




Jericho = Brick City

etd attatched pics: This is a home in Jericho listed on MLSLI for $1.25
Mici n KC Posted:

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Queens Village isn't on there. My street is though!
Francis Lewis Boulevard 18 up, 1 down

A major boulevard in Queens NY that Bayside residents often refer to as 'Franny Lew'. Francis Lewis Boulevard was previously called Cross Island Boulevard, then later named after a Whitestone resident who signed the Declaration of Independence to avoid confusion with the Cross Island Parkway. Easily one of the longest boulevards in Queens, probably the second longest behing Northern Boulevard, F. Lewis Boulevard starts off at Hook Creek Boulevard in Rosedale Queens right by the border to Nassau and goes all the way to Whitestone. The Q76 and Q77 buses serve Francis Lewis Boulevard.

Francis Lewis Boulevard cuts through Cunningham park.

Nothing fun...and my name

Michelle 666 up, 167 down

Hebrew meaning 'like God'...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

guy#1. 'man that girl was hot and good in bed'
guy#2. 'must've been named Michelle'
guy#1. 'how'd you know?'
guy#2. '...'

I'm a scorpio not a leo and my hair is blonde but I am astonishingly gorgeous
Mici n KC Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

This is where I work, fabulous LOL

1. jamaica queens 27 up, 5 down

hardest hood in the northeast. particularly south of the train tracks.

Guy: dawg where you from?
Man: jamaica queens
*everyone runs screaming*
*shots fired*
*sirens in the distance*

2. jamaica queens 35 up, 21 down

jamaica queens is the hardest ghetto in New York City. Also, birthplace of Curtis Jackson

I dont fight fair, I'm dirty-dirty
I'm from Southside Jamaica, Queens, ya'heard me?
50 Cent






It's pretty accurate
Mici n KC Posted:

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My college
Drexel 15 up, 6 down

Drexel is a university with an extremely small campus. We also live in the shadow of UPenn, but as a nice consequence some of our programs are integrated with ours, so we basically get Ivy League services without actually going there.

Utilizing the co-op system of working as an intern for companies during some semesters while taking classes in others makes your resume virtually unbeatable, since employers seem to value 'past experience' far more than your actual degree.

Our mascot is the Dragon, Mario the Magnificent. So not only is he named after one of the greatest video game characters of all time, our mascot is a dragon. A freaking dragon, people. We'll burn your a$$.

Our basketball team is t3h awesome but the NCAA judges don't like us, thus our lack of appearance in brackets. We lack a football team, which is better because people actually pay attention to other sports besides it. If you want football so bad, go buy some f**king Eagles tickets or flip on the TV. They're right over there, at the LINC.

Drexel > Temple > Everyone else.

Drexel puts great emphasis on its engineering, science and business programs. Nearly all the spending goes there. Art students are almost a different entity at Drexel; you have to look pretty damn hard to find them.

NOTE for potential applicants; Drexel's Physics program is EVIL.

1. Drexel University > Temple/Upenn, Ooh, an OWL! We have a f**king DRAGON, B*TCHES!

'Drexel Basketball with another great season, folks! Too bad no one will admit that we are just hella better!'

Drexel Shaft; happens all too often.

luna bride x Posted:

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that was hysterical!

Cntthinkofone Posted:

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1. Hauppauge 6 up, 9 down

Middle class white kids that try to act black, also mixed with skaters, and too many emo's. Black kids aren't really 'gangsta' but act like they are anyways. The wiggers try to sell pills and weed and the girls are stuck up and whore themselves to the pill dealers.

The Hauppauge football team and the cheerleaders are pefect examples of this.



lol haha good thing I wasn't a cheerleader lol.



1. andrea 85 up, 31 down

Andrea comes from the Latin meaning 'Womanly' or 'Beautiful Lady'. She is steadfast and confident,honest and reliable.A tower of strenth for thoughs she cares for and a rock to the family.

2. andrea 63 up, 21 down

1. a sound out girl
2. has a worrying appreciation of queen
3. the best person ever
4. someone who is attractive and nice
5. very feminine and has a vagina and is straight and not manly at all!


LoL hahahahahahahaha this is too funny!!!


angl2001 Posted:

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BUMP

angl2001 Posted:

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love it!!

JTsGal829 Posted:

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these are great!!! i've been putting everything i can think of in there now..lol
AS Posted:

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Posted by MiciB115

Queens Village isn't on there. My street is though!
Francis Lewis Boulevard 18 up, 1 down

A major boulevard in Queens NY that Bayside residents often refer to as 'Franny Lew'. Francis Lewis Boulevard was previously called Cross Island Boulevard, then later named after a Whitestone resident who signed the Declaration of Independence to avoid confusion with the Cross Island Parkway. Easily one of the longest boulevards in Queens, probably the second longest behing Northern Boulevard, F. Lewis Boulevard starts off at Hook Creek Boulevard in Rosedale Queens right by the border to Nassau and goes all the way to Whitestone. The Q76 and Q77 buses serve Francis Lewis Boulevard.

Francis Lewis Boulevard cuts through Cunningham park.

Nothing fun...and my name

Michelle 666 up, 167 down

Hebrew meaning 'like God'...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

guy#1. 'man that girl was hot and good in bed'
guy#2. 'must've been named Michelle'
guy#1. 'how'd you know?'
guy#2. '...'

I'm a scorpio not a leo and my hair is blonde but I am astonishingly gorgeous




Frannie Lou
cindy104 Posted:

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This is sooooo true!!! LOL



1. Franklin Square 214 up, 35 down

A town in Nassau County, Long Island populated by lots of Italian Americans and their children who are commonly referred to as 'guidos' because the males dress in 'wife beaters' and gold crosses and prance around town like Tony Soprano or perhaps God's gift to women. They attend H. Frank Carey high school. Their language is a strange mix of Italian dialect and hip hop speak.

ehhhhhhy, fuggghhetttabbboutttit, im from Franklin Square yo. Lets go to the club and find underage girls and drive them around in our parents expensive cars. word.



2. Franklin Square 39 up, 9 down

Franklin Square, New York (known as the square) home to H.Frank Carey High School, which at one time was 99% white and 1% other. It has recently become more diverse but is still mostly white. The children population is 50% italian, 50% wigga. All the kids think their tough and think they can fight ANYBODY, but they usually say that while high or drunk. Yes, smoking and drinking, basically the only two things you can do in this town. All the kids will say this is the worst town and that there's nothing to do, but they will rep it hard always wanna come back when their away. All meals revolve around a bagel store called A & S. Need some breakfast...go to A & S, want some lunch...go to A & S, got the munchies late at night....go to A & S. When the kids aren't in school, or drinking, or at the mall they're probably just chillin hard at someones house. The parents of the town are pretty quiet, but their are some 'italian mobsters' in the town who think they run it, but there's nothing really to run. Basically, if you come to Franklin Square you either get shot up by a 'wanna-be mobster' or a wigga.

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