Find out the definition of your neighborhood LOL

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Posted by florezpeeps

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Posted by Espo22

OMG I am histerical right now, I have to send this one to FH

3. joseph 54 up, 94 down

A male who could be easily mistaken for a female, if judged by the number of hair flicks per minute or amount of time spent co-ordinating his wardrobe. Lies somewhere between metrosexual and gay...but definatly more queer that straight.

Babe I'm not sure about this guy your dating, he seems like a bit of a joseph!

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How in the world do they know YOUR Joe!?P.I.M.P.!

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that is what makes it even funnier

Lindenhurst

A town also known as Swindlehurst, Lindy is a south-shore town populated mostly by obnoxious Italian girls with fake tans, long hair, large gold hoop earrings, and boyfriends with Mustangs and mob connections. Lindenhurst is also known as the town where you can smoke muscle relaxers in your weed without people thinking you're weird.

My cousin lives in Lindenhurst- she hangs out in King Kullen and smokes pot with her mom every Thursday night.

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Posted by florezpeeps

i cant believe someone wrote astoria has low quality food~~~we troop from it from s.i. sometimes JUST for the food!!! LOL!

gyros, souvlakis, tierras colombianas, martha's country bakery, casa del pan...my list goes on and on...

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LOL, FH and I used to go to Tierras Colombianas ALL THE TIME!

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Posted by kimnsteve

omg! u girls have to read staten island ..its hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SICKNESS

2) A place where the makeup is thick and the accents are thicker.

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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lololol as my friends call it A$$toria, , I will copy this to all my astoria friends, lolol

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I am totally using A$$storia.

OMg I am so embrassed to post what my name means!

Jackson Heights 41 up, 2 down

Like its said before “the illezt “ town in NYC. A place you never seemed to be really bored. A place where every damn race or ethnicity seems to converge. Broken up into three sections, The Indian/Asian part, The Whitey Part, and The Hispanic part and you’ve been to all three. With a rival stores within a block range from each other like BK and McDonalds on the same damn block. Where your proud to show your true colors and proud to tell everyone where you came from. Living here its most likely that you have friends who are Hispanic, Asian, Indian, Black and White. Here we got the best food out of ANYWHERE, cause ***** we got EVERY kind of food here! Here, you can be who ever you want to be, Gansta, Skater, Goth or just normal, doesn’t matter! Here is where you make the best memories of your life. We have the best of the best, no doubt bout that.

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Posted by nifheim

Lindenhurst

A town also known as Swindlehurst, Lindy is a south-shore town populated mostly by obnoxious Italian girls with fake tans, long hair, large gold hoop earrings, and boyfriends with Mustangs and mob connections. Lindenhurst is also known as the town where you can smoke muscle relaxers in your weed without people thinking you're weird.

My cousin lives in Lindenhurst- she hangs out in King Kullen and smokes pot with her mom every Thursday night.

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I used to live in 'Swindlehurst', but have yet to smoke muscle relaxers in my weed

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

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Posted by florezpeeps

i cant believe someone wrote astoria has low quality food~~~we troop from it from s.i. sometimes JUST for the food!!! LOL!

gyros, souvlakis, tierras colombianas, martha's country bakery, casa del pan...my list goes on and on...

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LOL, FH and I used to go to Tierras Colombianas ALL THE TIME!

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It's SOOOOO GOOD!!!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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lololol as my friends call it A$$toria, , I will copy this to all my astoria friends, lolol

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I am totally using A$$storia.

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yeah i say that alot too.

And Ditmars boulevard(one of the main places in astoria) i call D*ckmars

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Posted by Songstress1212

Tierras Colombianas is DELICIOUS!!! Theres a great Cuban/Chinese place a block up from it that we frequent. Its called Nuevo Jardin de China and they have the most amazing steak and onions and shrimps...Im getting hungry!! How about Taverna Kyclades on Ditmars!! People troop there from Manhattan!!

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I also love pollos a la brasa mario, their rotisserie chicken is great. 718 is real good, L'incontro and many others

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Songstress1212

Tierras Colombianas is DELICIOUS!!! Theres a great Cuban/Chinese place a block up from it that we frequent. Its called Nuevo Jardin de China and they have the most amazing steak and onions and shrimps...Im getting hungry!! How about Taverna Kyclades on Ditmars!! People troop there from Manhattan!!

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I also love pollos a la brasa mario, their rotisserie chicken is great. 718 is real good, L'incontro and many others

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OMG! I love pollos a la brasa mario and l'incontro. I pass by 718 everyday but have never eaten there. Its French food right?? Watawa has great sushi. I cant believe they had the nerve to say Astoria doesnt have good food! Thats just insane! Ditmars alone has tons of great food!

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Posted by Super2star

woah...mine is seaford...I wonder who this Eric Shill is...lol

A town where Eric Schill lives. He is a gay ******* fruit that is on the bowling team. He lost the boys battle of the sexes cause he is a gay chode. his penis got stuck in the hole where ur suposed 2 put ur finger cause hes a good 4 nuthing dickhead.

I surprised ur mom with a philly fakeout in seaford last night.

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Being from Seaford I was wondering the same thing....

I did find this one kinda funny though:

'a pu$sy a$s neighborhood where white people think their black wt f is that about.....'

This person obviously went to Seaford High School.....I can tell because of their bad grammar. It's THEY'RE U MORON!!! I don't know why that bothers me so much........

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Posted by EGreene79

Sorry to crash, but I just wanted to share ... I started playing on this at work, and my coworker Carlo asked me to look up his name. It's not suitable for work, but let's just say it was a very uncomfortable/funny moment, especially since he's a coworker!

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I just read it!! That def makes for an uncomfortable moment

1. bridezilla 61 up, 3 down

noun. Formed from blending of the words bride and Godzilla (Japanese movie monster). Used to describe a woman whose behavior becomes outrageously bad in the course of planning for her wedding.

Joan, normally a pleasant person, became a real bridezilla whenever she spoke to the caterers.

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2. bridezilla 21 thumbs up

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their 'day.' They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.

'please shut up about your ******* wedding, bridezilla.'

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3. Bridezilla 11 up, 2 down

A womanwho has become so possessed and obsessed with her wedding plans that she has merged into a hybrid events/catering/ambience driven monster. Stopping at nothing to create ‘her perfect day’.

'Bridget had seemingly gone from a rock and roll sturdy girl into a bridezilla of epic proportions'