Find out the definition of your neighborhood LOL

LOL too funny...heres my hood....

Howard Beach :
A neighborhood in Queens NY located just by the Jamaica Bay, where John Gotti use to live. Howard Beach is infamous for Mafia activities and 'racial' crimes. Howard Beach is essentially just like Ozone Park, except the stuff you find in Howard Beach actually has quality to it. Cross Bay Boulevard, a busy 6 lane median divided boulevard that crosses the bay and go to Rockaway, is the major shopping strip for the neighborhood. Howard Beach might be a very attractive neighborhood in Queens with a lot going for it, but it also has the most wiggers out of any neighborhood in Queens NY.

They didn't have Mineola but I found my name:

Lucy-A sexy, attractive female who is intelligent and understanding. A fun filled character with endless amusement. Usually found in the UK with dazzling eyes and a smile to die for, a cuddly person who means the world to anyone (unless retarded)

MY NAME CAME UP WITH:


LISA isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
1. G

a gangster

me an lisa r both g's

lol found my name:
DANA
sexy,good in bed, gangsta,funny

oh so true.....

OMG this is totally just wrong:

East Islip is that of a small community with residing residents that are usually on the wealthy elite side. Residents often throw huge bashes and balls, and of course 'coming out' parties- referring to a girl when she turns 16 of course.

W tf? What am I? A southern belle? A coming out party? GAY. And I shop at marshalls, so you know im not wealthy/elite.

OMG this link just made my day!!!! I was hysterical. Especially Astoria, that is great!!!

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Posted by florezpeeps

i cant believe someone wrote astoria has low quality food~~~we troop from it from s.i. sometimes JUST for the food!!! LOL!

gyros, souvlakis, tierras colombianas, martha's country bakery, casa del pan...my list goes on and on...

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yeah but look at the first one:

An extravagant neighborhood filled with italians greeks. known for its great city like nightlife astoria is the Mecca of teen age drinking as well as parties for the under 21 crowd. a great place to live.

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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Andy, look what it said when i put your name! LMAOOOoooooooooo! :

1. denise

verb:
to turn a nice person into a not nice person.

Bob is so rude since he split up with Jane. She denised him.

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that is histerical, thats my new word now

Da 'YO' Yonkers!

Yonkers 82 up, 36 down


A place predominantly known for its racetrack. Otherwise regarded as the '6th borough' of NYC (sometimes Jersey City/Hoboken is the 6th boro however.) For those of you not familiar with it, most of Yonkers is like Staten Island without the landfills; the downtown area is similar to Newark, N.J. Though located in notoriously wealthy Westchester County, Yonkers is largely middle and lower middle class and has little in common with the rest of the county and is probably more like New Jersey (Of course, this would have been an insult before the Sopranos made Jersey hip).
The two main ethnic areas are McLean Avenue/Woodlawn (Irish) and Dunwoodie (the Little Italy of Yonkers, where you literally can find people who look like they could be on Tony Soprano's crew). There is also an upper middle class area called Crestwood which doesn't like to identify with Yonkers.

Population 200,000
Area Code 914
Zip Code 107's


Yonkers 38 up, 25 down

Greatest city in New York. Contrary to what many believe, it's actually a very livable and vibrant city.

Stay out of the ghettos though, there's nothing to do down there.


LMAO!!!! For real!

Yonkers 8 up, 1 down

DMX, Mary J Blige, Jadakiss, Stlyles P, Sheek Louch, and J-Hood are all from this Notorius part of NY

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Posted by KADJLC

Can someone put in Levittown & Massapequa for me & tell me what it says? My job won't let me go on that website. Thanks!!!!

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massapequa hasn't been defined yet ?!?!

ETA- It is there..

what is up with the definitions for my name


v) to be poked while dancing with a slightly aroused male co-worker

So I was dancing with Mike last night at the holiday party and he totally denised me- patterns violation!

OMG I am histerical right now, I have to send this one to FH

3. joseph 54 up, 94 down

A male who could be easily mistaken for a female, if judged by the number of hair flicks per minute or amount of time spent co-ordinating his wardrobe. Lies somewhere between metrosexual and gay...but definatly more queer that straight.

Babe I'm not sure about this guy your dating, he seems like a bit of a joseph!

So true....Cherry Valley!!!

Whitestone 53 up, 9 down

Upper-middle class neighborhood in northeast Queens. Bordered by Flushing, Bayside, College Point, and Malba. Famous for the Cherry Valley Deli.

A: You hungry?
B: Yeah. Let's go to Whitestone and hit up Cherry Valley

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Posted by Espo22

OMG I am histerical right now, I have to send this one to FH

3. joseph 54 up, 94 down

A male who could be easily mistaken for a female, if judged by the number of hair flicks per minute or amount of time spent co-ordinating his wardrobe. Lies somewhere between metrosexual and gay...but definatly more queer that straight.

Babe I'm not sure about this guy your dating, he seems like a bit of a joseph!

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thats my brothers name too...I gotta send him that!! lol

I put my name in

kerry 46 up, 195 down

A flip-flopper. Someone who changes their mind frequently.

The kerry supported the war, then changed his mind.

3. kerry 74 up, 237 down

a homosexual in the military

he has to be kerry, look how he walking.

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Posted by Espo22

OMG I am histerical right now, I have to send this one to FH

3. joseph 54 up, 94 down

A male who could be easily mistaken for a female, if judged by the number of hair flicks per minute or amount of time spent co-ordinating his wardrobe. Lies somewhere between metrosexual and gay...but definatly more queer that straight.

Babe I'm not sure about this guy your dating, he seems like a bit of a joseph!

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How in the world do they know YOUR Joe!?P.I.M.P.!

SPELLED INCORRECTLY!

Matilda 15 up, 3 down

A young child (male or female) that is clearly more intelligent than those responsible for them, typically the parents, but also teachers, coaches, babysitters, etc.

Hey, watch that Matilda fool that woman.

Little Jamie totally played her parents - she was totally a Matilda.

anthony 359 up, 127 down

a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy

Anthony for men (a shaving cream)

Far Rockaway!!

behind jfk international airport in front of atlantic ocean
once a great vacation spot thet rivaled the hamptons know the baddest block in your hood

Under Massapequa- I have no idea what this means..why would you want to go to amityville- its not even near amityville( ???)

Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.

Birch Lane (Bi*ch Lane)- dead on

High school-100% right- they were burnouts when I was there and are probably worse now....lol

This site is awesome!

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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lololol as my friends call it A$$toria, , I will copy this to all my astoria friends, lolol