Find out the definition of your neighborhood LOL

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

I LOVE THIS BECAUSE I LISTEN TO THAT FOXY BROWN SONG ALL THE TIME

Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, loactions for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.


the REALIST MOTHER***bEEPIN place in the world. **** them other ghettos yall hear about. Nothing is close to the REAL **** that goes on in BROOKLYN. Home to some of the worst neighborhoods in the country (Flatbush, Crown Heights, Brownsville, E. New York) Birth place of some the greatest rappers of all time Jay-z, Notorious BIG. Well know for having the highest crime rate in New York City and ranks amongst the highest in crime within the nation. The best and REALIST Borough.

'Lemme tell you where I grew up at
Sip mo', threw up at, flip coke, blew up that
Where fake thugs got they vests chewed up at
BROOKLYYYYNNNN! Beef, who want that?'
-Foxy Brown

tooooo funny!

The only thing you will find in bellmore is hundreds of 12 & 13 year old kids flocking the streets of town that think they are hard but if you start a fight with one of them they will cry and call there mothers on the cell phone and the mom will come pick them up in a benz

'look at this mother f'er'
'i am going to tell my mommy'

this part is HISTERICAL to me because Fh went to McClancy but i went to Bryant

If you're a white kid, you went to McClancy or some other Catholic School, if you're not you went to LIC or Bryant.

Where i live now...



Lower East Side

Traditional immigrant sector of Manhattan. The most 'New Yorky' part of The City. Has great local color and a great place to be from. Unfortunately, becoming gentrified and taken over by corny white boys from the outlands. Can be very dangerous in parts, but you get over it.


hilarious! Unfortunately, becoming gentrified and taken over by corny white boys from the outlands.

Bethpage 1 thumb up

Bethpage is a town in Long Island. Bethpage is within the Town of Oyster Bay with its own school district. The zip code for most of the hamlet is 11714, though the most northeastern part of Bethpage is in the Old Bethpage postal district of 11804. We also have the best drinking water. XP

We also happen to have one of the best HS football teams on Long Island. Not that I care enough to follow any type of football, but that's what everyone else used to brag when I attended school. :p

Suffolk 9 up, 3 down

Suffolk, as in Suffolk County (Long Island, New York), might as well not exist. People from Suffolk just don't fit in and pretty much never will, no matter how hard they try. Suffolk people are constantly trying to prove themselves better than people from Nassau. Their insults are so pathetic that Nassau people will simply insult them back and scare them away or just walk away laughing. If you have a 631 area code, just accept it, you suck. With the exception of the Hamptons, Mountauk, & Huntington, Suffolk consists of a hopelessly pathetic population and useless land that should just separate from the rest of Long Island and float away into the Atlantic Ocean.

Actual insults said by real people from Suffolk to people from Nassau:

'You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves.'

'NASSAU ***** GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!'

'Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be ******* sweet...NOT'

'are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!'





Where in the world are these people from!!!!

I <3 Suffolk!!!!

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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LOL!!!! i looked up mine and it is sooo funny because it is sooo true!!! thanx for that i needed a good laugh!

woah...mine is seaford...I wonder who this Eric Shill is...lol

A town where Eric Schill lives. He is a gay ******* fruit that is on the bowling team. He lost the boys battle of the sexes cause he is a gay chode. his penis got stuck in the hole where ur suposed 2 put ur finger cause hes a good 4 nuthing dickhead.

I surprised ur mom with a philly fakeout in seaford last night.

OK I JUST REALIZED I DIDNT DO MY NEIGHBORHOOD IN BK..

bensonhurst 61 up, 6 down

a section of brooklyn between dyker heights and gravesend. its population consists of predominatly italian and chinese working class people. you can also get the best slice of pizza there, with some of the best italian restaurants in tha city.


A) The people in Bensonhurst can give you cold stares until you feel nothing but hate inside.

b) Bensonhurst would be a nice place to settle down, if you fit in.

it's funny for bayside it gives the defintion of a band before it gives the definition of the actual city of bayside

1. bayside
A great rock band from New York. Their sound is sometimes called 'cult-core'.

'You are Bayside, and Bayside is a cult'
tags rock band cult bayside cult-core

2. Bayside
A middle to upper class neighborhood in Queens NY located near the Cross Island Parkway and Nassau county. Main street include Bell Boulevard, Northern Boulevard, and Francis Lewis Boulevard. Bayside is home to many of the best High Schools in Queens, including Benjamin Cardozo High School on Springfield Boulevard and Bayside High School.

Bell Blvd is in Bayside

levittown 325 up, 37 down

this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. 'this is the most boring place in the world' yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn

so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard



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2. Levittown 4 thumbs up

The only place on long island where you can't throw a beer bottle with out hitting another beer bottle in the sumps.

Try it with your friend one night in one of the levittown sumps...9 out of 10 times you will hit another bottle in the bushes.

tags ltown drinking beer bottles throwing
by l-town dawg l-town May 28, 2007 email it
3. Levittown 53 up, 99 down

in nassau county. between east meadow and hicksville. created as homes for WWII returning soldiers.

Levittown's boring.

Massapequa 194 up, 39 down

A relatively large Long Island town located nicely between Amityville and Seaford; Comprised of Massapequa, Massapequa Park, North Massapequa, and probably every other compass direction.
Massapequa is notoriously known for its vast population of Jews and Italians, as well as for its ambiguous school district. The wacky and wonderful District 23 is just marvelous at first glance, but only a true Massapequan knowns what really dwells within the depths of the shadows.
Citizens associate the LIRR tracks with the 'good' and 'bad' sides of this town - those who live South of the tracks are generally wealthy and can't be bothered with the poor kids who live North of the tracks. Of course, this is all quite stereotypical.
Where there's a mall, there's a huge pile of teenage girls flocking to it. Most of them are sluts. Sunrise Mall, one of the most repulsive malls in Long Island, is home to stores that only seem to appeal to a certain ethnic background. Of course, that doesn't bother most of Massapequa, being as the trend these days is to walk around pretending as though you are of a different race. Other social trends include emo-ism, preppy-ism, wiggerish-ism, and punky-ism.
If slutty girls, posers, crap malls, nasty stereotypes, unfaithful book-burning schools and houses that price $400,000 + are for you, then come on down to Massapequa!

Also see slut, wigger, poser, soccer mom, and marsupial.

P.S - The next time you wanna add a definition to Massapequa, click 'add definition,' not 're-define,' you turds - you totally wiped out my last attempt at defining this Hell hole =)

'Hey, Bernice! Did you just see that pregnant girl in Starbucks? She must've only been about 12 years old!'
'Why, yes I did, Hector. She must be one of those Massapequa kids!'

or

'We live in Massapequa, so it's okay to burn brand new textbooks for our students! The district ordered the wrong ones, anyway, and we can afford to lose the money. No returns necessary, but we're probably going to get auditted again.'

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2. massapequa 106 up, 32 down

Massapequa School District:

Okay folks, Let's start off with the Elementary Schools..

Birch Lane: (aka ***** Lane) Full of rich snobby nosey soccer moms that spend all their money on bake sales and girl scout cookies.

East Lake: (aka Beast Lake) Full of wannabe sluts that pretty much have never made out with someone of the opposite sex.

Lochart: (aka Lock Fart) Full of prude tight little girls that freak when they kiss their boyfriends.

Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.

Mckenna: (aka.. i dont have a nickname for this one sorry) Full of dumb blondes that dont know their shapes.

Unqua: (aka Punkqua) Probably the most annoying school (girl wise.)..******* bitches

Junior High / High School:

Alfred J. Berner Middle School: Jesus Christ in heaven. Mothers, do not send your children here.. Unless theyre prude. Then, its all good. But other wise.. its catholic school for your children. This school is highly sexually active, alcoholically involved, and very into getting stoned. It amazes me how blind and retarded parents are when it comes to this school. The kids are ******* crazy. They have no respect for teachers, deans, coaches etc. Detentions are handed out more than homeworks. Theres rats and mice in the building..but hey its ok. Berner is located pretty much in Amityville, which is just ******* wonderful. Our Librarian got jumped outside the main building, Our dean is going out with the bitchiest english teacher there is, and the physical education teacher is a lesbian. All the assemblies they have are related with drugs, stds, and dress codes. Most of our teachers are ******* retarded senior citizens, and theres a ******* waiting list to get suspended. I can name a quite a few young ladies off the bat that have made out with more girls than guys. And beer is more of a best friend than a beverage.

Ames: Located next to Lochart. The School ***** ******* and its ******* gay because its 9th grade only.

Massapequa High School: ****** up little burned out fucks..but hey.. gotta love it.. i mean how can you not love huge orgy parties every other night and getting stoned during ur off periods.

And now, for the one and only Private ******* School :

St. Rose Of Lima: Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude.. with some exceptions.

Oh, Look Mommy, a Slut!
Oh, Hunny, she must be from Massapequa.

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3. massapequa 101 up, 48 down

Anyone from Massapequa is better than anyone from Farmingdale....Farmingdal e is comprized of lil fucks who like to think they are better than us

Yo pequa juss anally raped Farmingdale in that Lax Game.

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Posted by angl2001

levittown 325 up, 37 down

this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. 'this is the most boring place in the world' yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn

so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard



tags true drunk high school nassau ltown
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2. Levittown 4 thumbs up

The only place on long island where you can't throw a beer bottle with out hitting another beer bottle in the sumps.

Try it with your friend one night in one of the levittown sumps...9 out of 10 times you will hit another bottle in the bushes.

tags ltown drinking beer bottles throwing
by l-town dawg l-town May 28, 2007 email it
3. Levittown 53 up, 99 down

in nassau county. between east meadow and hicksville. created as homes for WWII returning soldiers.

Levittown's boring.

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I love it!!!!

i cant believe someone wrote astoria has low quality food~~~we troop from it from s.i. sometimes JUST for the food!!! LOL!

gyros, souvlakis, tierras colombianas, martha's country bakery, casa del pan...my list goes on and on...

Well, they don't have the town I live in, but I tried my name:

1. Danielle 206 up, 68 down

A.)Traditional; Feminine form of Daniel, meaning 'Judged only by GOD.' B.) Intense, firey female Possessing ability to affect person, place, and immediate surrounding environment. Frequently manifesting such conflicting extremes that the outcome is typically one of lucidity or confusion. The conflict(s) can occur consecutively, concurrent or separate. Other characteristics of Danielle are; abundance of curly locks of hair (red?), kalidescope eyes, descernible voice capable of pitch, tone and volume that cracks Ice, shatters glass, and renders those in ear-shot stunned for moments, Buckcherry released a song about Danielle titled 'CRAZY *****' in 2006, Danielle is synonymous with Tardy i;e, NEVER EVER, ever on time generally DST (Danielle Standard Time) run's within a 3 hour conversion =/- ( due at 2 pm will not arrive prior to 2:30 PM but usually by 5PM or somewhere in between)
'DANIELLE' your mostfearless, strong and loyal friend for life, or your most feared, relentless mortal enemy.


Some guy was invading my personal space bubble on the dance floor and just wouldn't take a hint so he left me no choice but to pull a Danielle- the EMT's didn't know if he'd survive the ride to the hospital.

DST: Danielle Standard Time

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Posted by angl2001

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Thank You again for doing that for me

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Posted by Espo22

Here my friend sent me this link from Urban dictionary with the definition of Astoria, but on the top right corner in the search box just put your neighborhood and see what it says lol... the things they say are so true for the most part lol and histerical

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASTORIA

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Andy, look what it said when i put your name! LMAOOOoooooooooo! :

1. denise

verb:
to turn a nice person into a not nice person.

Bob is so rude since he split up with Jane. She denised him.