Funny
> The Truth will set you free
>
> A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
>
> Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
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> Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was
> in his presence.
>
> So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?'
>
> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
>
> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
>
> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
>
> 'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?' asked Satan.
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> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
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> 'Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
>
> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
>
> 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Nope.'
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'
>
> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for over 48 years.'
