FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation
8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband
1.0 is an Operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME'
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If
that
application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy
Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation
8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
--------------------------------------------------
---------------------
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband
1.0 is an Operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME'
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If
that
application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy
Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
