Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

Jan 03, 2003 10:03 PM

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!

jennbaby Posted: Jan 19, 2003 08:45 AM

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Re: post what you won at the gtg!

Posted by NATASHA

I won a DVD player when I went to the bathroom. I heard the number called while p--ing. I was thinking that could not be me becauseI never win anything. Special thanks goes to the following:
-LI Weddings
-Wild Rose Video
-Table # 2 and the other newlyweds that let Ron and Liz know that I went to the bathroom.

Stacey1403 Posted: Jan 19, 2003 10:42 AM

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My vote is for KPtoys when asked about her vacuum:

I have a Hoover Wind Tunnel. I love it!!! It really uhhhhh s*cks

Stacey1403 Posted: Jan 19, 2003 11:10 AM

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Suzanne gets my next vote, question was do you like hardwood floors or carpets:

I like hardwood floors... much easier to clean whenyou have pets or husbands!

Suzanne Posted: Jan 19, 2003 11:12 AM

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LOL... thanks stacy!!!! (although i wasnt kidding!! )

shamma Posted: Jan 19, 2003 11:34 AM

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This is yabbobay's response to Margaret's question what color for album??

I'm not a white person...so we chose black...

Stacey1403 Posted: Jan 19, 2003 11:43 AM

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jennbaby Posted: Jan 19, 2003 08:18 PM

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When asked what size shoe you wear from the FEET thread on the NWR board, KPTOYS said:

I cant believe how many this or that poll type things there are lately!!!

Look what SOMEONE started!!! Is the next one going to be something like
'Do you have a vibrator or not??'

Anyway in the spirit of funness... I wear an 8 1/2

fleeflee Posted: Jan 19, 2003 08:22 PM

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I swear I was just coming to post KPtoys comment on this thread! You beat me to it jennbaby!

Snowboardgirl Posted: Jan 19, 2003 08:50 PM

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Wow! I missed some funny stuff! You're all hysterical!!

wacky Posted: Jan 20, 2003 08:08 AM

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love it kptoys

Stacey1403 Posted: Jan 20, 2003 06:39 PM

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Becky posted on Theresa's thread about smaking her BM

If I could make 50K off of a wedding, I would be my fifth marriage by now.

jennbaby Posted: Jan 20, 2003 06:46 PM

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When I posted some honeymoon stuff, there were door hangers that said Tonight/Not Tonight and WACKY wrote:

I love it. Can you hang the door hangers on something else

jennbaby Posted: Jan 20, 2003 06:49 PM

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On the NWR thread, Ronnie&Theresa asked how she can make her butt bigger and NOVEMBRIDE replied:

I'll give you some of mine.

wacky Posted: Jan 20, 2003 10:09 PM

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bump

jennbaby Posted: Jan 21, 2003 09:42 PM

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Re: Ques If $$$ was no object for wedding

Posted by DANIRN:

I also love my catering hall but if moo-lah was no object I'd be saying my vows on some tropical island, waves crashing in the distance, sun setting behind us...and my luck, a seagull would come along and sh*t on my million dollar wedding gown

Stacey1403 Posted: Jan 21, 2003 09:44 PM

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wacky Posted: Jan 21, 2003 09:57 PM

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jennbaby Posted: Jan 29, 2003 02:54 PM

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bump

jennbaby Posted: Jan 29, 2003 02:55 PM

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Re: NWR: Where to go for the BEST sushi?

POSTED BY TracyG

i think Tomi is the one we go to. We broke a partition there one night. (not me of course ) it was pretty funny, but embarassing. They have awesome Edamame!