Funny quotes of the week

from mistyeyed on the NWR board. Thread title: we need....

Yes, definitely. We need an AA for LIWeddings.

I think we should call it Project Bridal Meltdown. 12 steps as follows:

1. Admit your 'addiction'.
2. Tell your FH that you really do want to marry him and not Ron and Liz.
3. Remove yourself from the computer completely.
4. Unplug the DSL/Cable modem.
5. Have your boss write you up each time you are caught on the internet.
6. Delete your cookies and take your login preferences off 'log me in automatically'.
7. Stop counting Jennbaby's posts.
8. Apologize to everyone that has tried to have a conversation with you, and you ignored without even realizing it, because you were busy typing long replies about weddings and war, rhinestones on veils, the Roslyn Country Club, and Mark from Videomaker.
9. Take the picture of Jennbaby's gown off your wall.
10. Call your vendors and apologize for badmouthing them on this site, because you heard that people stole things out of their bridal suites, they didn't give their proofs back on time, or they messed up your hair trial....and admit that sh** happens!
11. Stop trying to duplicate everything SonicStef did....she did it, it worked, it might not work for you because no one is as good with a computer as she is.

and finally....

12. Do not try and re-schedule your wedding to make the next GTG!

lol..thanks Chipp!

Misteyed---this one goes down in history!!!!!!!!!

You win the next prize in my book!!!!!!!!

TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MISTYEYED LOL!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
MISTY, TOO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THanks to Jenn for pointing this out to me and thanks to Chipp for such a distinction

Suzanne and I had a little back and forth on a thread on the NW board after ddunne23 announced that she has been married 1 month yesterday. This is in reference to her husband's Frank's comments on their upcoming nuptials and on how many days they have been married.

LSHPAS (laughing so hard people are staring!! )

I say hey frank, you kow how many days we have been married, he says, too many!! the jerk!! but i lovem!!!

When people used to say, hey frank when are you getting married, he would say MAY,, people would be like may what? he would say, MAY THAT DAY NEVER COME!!! the big jerk, he just craks himself up., well i fixed his ass, i married him in may!!!

and i pretty much try to celbrate that ever chance i get!!! LOL

This is another of Suzanne's comment on her husband Frank of their celebrating everytime she logs on to LIW

SHAMMA I keep saying happy annniv. our countdown clock says we are married this long..... and hes like 'come on sue, im tired from celebrating last night ' LOL

Thank you everyone. I think that was a result of too little sleep and a whole lotta stress.

Thanks Shamma, i couldnt have done it without you!!!

When tara alisa posted this thong:


KPSTOYS posted:

Im afraid Id constantly be itching my a$$. How sexy would that be?


I am LMAO right now!!!!!!!

Re: I am sorry but who would actually wear this?

AND ABOUT THE SAME THING WACKY SAID:

funny kptoys, how about if you pass wind? It will kick up in the back

When asked if you need flowers for the church,
WACKY said:

My mom made me get 4 floral arrangements.
'
'She is a holy roller, otherwise I would have gotten 2.
'
I used the same flowers that I am using for the girls

Posted by ELIZABETH on the thread on the Newlywed board about shower gifts:

There is an ugly sweater store. It's at the intersection of
Hideously-Colored Yarn Road and Bad Taste Blvd. They have over 170 stores in
the TriState area alone!







There ya go Shamma!

That was so funny.

I love this thread...thanks for finding it and posting that for me Jen

Elizabeth you win the award today for funniest quotes