Funny things your child has said or done... (LONG)

Original post by The Original 2nd-time-around

Jan 09, 2004 03:14 PM

My son cracks me up sometimes with the things he says!

We took him to the movies last weekend, any while we're waiting for the movie to start, we were talking about cars and FH said to him 'tell Mommy we want to get a convertible'. Scotty said 'NO WAY!'. SO Jim said 'I thought you like convertibles' and Scotty said 'Not since they invented bird poop!' We were hysterical!!

A couple of days ago, my neice was over (she's 3) and she had left her toothbrush here from when she slept over, over the weekend. Scotty said to her 'Brianna, I gave this back to you twice already. It's YOUR responsibility!' So bossy of him!!

I remember when FH first moved in with us, Scotty was 4 and FH had a big dog (my son had never had a dog around and was pretty scared). He got used to her pretty quick and one night he wanted to dog (Casey) to sleep in his room. I said no, because she'd jump on his bed. So he said 'Just tape her to the door!' so I said tape wouldn't work, so he said 'OK, then staple her!!'

Ya gotta love kids!

prncssrachel Posted: Jan 10, 2004 09:16 PM

Re: Funny things your child has said or done... (LONG)

Ok, I don't have children yet, but when my cousin was about three, my aunt had him in the dressing room at Macy's during Christmas time, and he shouted out, 'Mommy, you have LOOOONNNNGGG boobies! LOONNGG down to the ground!' My aunt said she could hear all of the other women laughing
And my niece, the little darling she is, was at the doctor's office with JT's sister, and when the doctor went to take her temperature rectally, she shouted, 'Noooo!!!!!! Not up the poop shoot!!!!' Mind you, she was 4

AJsMommy122 Posted: Jan 11, 2004 12:26 AM

Re: Funny things your child has said or done... (LONG)

this is soo funny.. im gunna pee my pants!!!

Well when my niece was about 5 years old we all went out to a resturant.. my mother ordered a screwdriver.. and she yells
' shouldnt they fix it if its broken? why are they making grandma do it!! haha
Another time we were eating dinner and my mother pregnant friend was visiting.. we were just about to sit down and eat and she yelled out my waters broke!!!!! and my niece ran in the kitchen dont worry we have plenty i'll just get you another one!!
kids are so cute!!

elle Posted: Jan 11, 2004 12:36 PM

Re: Funny things your child has said or done... (LONG)

When my brother was like 3 -- we were watching some birds flying in the ' v' shape they do when they fly south for the winter-- and he looked at me and said -- Sissy -- when birds fly west -- do they fly in a ' w' ... It was tooo funny...