Give it up for Matt!

Girl #1: So where's Matt?
Guy #1: I don't know, is he outside?
Girl #2: I don't think so...
Matt: Hey everybody! I'm back, I got the dildo!

--Top of the Empire State Building


Well, thank God!

Cause everyone needs a dildo at the top of the empire state building for obvious reasons

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Posted by SuzBride

Cause everyone needs a dildo at the top of the empire state building for obvious reasons

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Yeah, there's really not much to do or see up there so...

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride

Cause everyone needs a dildo at the top of the empire state building for obvious reasons

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Yeah, there's really not much to do or see up there so...

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Seriously, Girl 1, Girl 2 and Guy 1 must have felt pretty silly when they got to the top and realized that they were missing the dildo. Thank God there are people like Matt in the world to save people who are truly in need

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Posted by SuzBride
Seriously, Girl 1, Girl 2 and Guy 1 must have felt pretty silly when they got to the top and realized that they were missing the dildo. Thank God there are people like Matt in the world to save people who are truly in need

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that's why I always carry a spare.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride
Seriously, Girl 1, Girl 2 and Guy 1 must have felt pretty silly when they got to the top and realized that they were missing the dildo. Thank God there are people like Matt in the world to save people who are truly in need

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that's why I always carry a spare.

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too f-ing funny

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Posted by SuzBride

Cause everyone needs a dildo at the top of the empire state building for obvious reasons

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Oh! That is funny!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride
Seriously, Girl 1, Girl 2 and Guy 1 must have felt pretty silly when they got to the top and realized that they were missing the dildo. Thank God there are people like Matt in the world to save people who are truly in need

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that's why I always carry a spare.

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I like to coordinate my dildo with my outfit - so I leave myself Post It notes so I remember to bring the right one. Once I grabbed my Christmas one for a birthday party - boy was that embarrassing.

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride
Seriously, Girl 1, Girl 2 and Guy 1 must have felt pretty silly when they got to the top and realized that they were missing the dildo. Thank God there are people like Matt in the world to save people who are truly in need

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that's why I always carry a spare.

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I like to coordinate my dildo with my outfit - so I leave myself Post It notes so I remember to bring the right one. Once I grabbed my Christmas one for a birthday party - boy was that embarrassing.

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The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

You girls are cracking me up!!!!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

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Genius! Thank god for LIW - you girls always steer me the right way

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

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Genius! Thank god for LIW - you girls always steer me the right way

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See, now you can save on those post-it notes.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

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Genius! Thank god for LIW - you girls always steer me the right way

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See, now you can save on those post-it notes.

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You are saving me HUGE $$$.

Although, FH usually remembers to remind me - ever since the 'incident' at the Met.

I love overheardinny


April 23, 2006
It's Not Luck, It's Planning

Yuppie businessman on cell: I don't care who designed them, you're taking them back... You spent $600 on a paid of fuc*ing shoes!?Unbelievable... Ok, whatever, I don't care, this conversation is over... Goodbye!

[to friend] Can you believe this sh!t?.... Lucky for her she lets me fuc* her in the a s s.

--46th & Madison Ave.

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

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Genius! Thank god for LIW - you girls always steer me the right way

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See, now you can save on those post-it notes.

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You are saving me HUGE $$$.

Although, FH usually remembers to remind me - ever since the 'incident' at the Met.

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I've never had any trouble at Carnegie Hall.

I can't do this anymore

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Posted by BJandDan

I love overheardinny


April 23, 2006
It's Not Luck, It's Planning

Yuppie businessman on cell: I don't care who designed them, you're taking them back... You spent $600 on a paid of fuc*ing shoes!?Unbelievable... Ok, whatever, I don't care, this conversation is over... Goodbye!

[to friend] Can you believe this sh!t?.... Lucky for her she lets me fuc* her in the a s s.

--46th & Madison Ave.

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OMG - BJ, when I read that I was so tempted to post that here!

Girl #1: I hung out with Jeff last night, this guy I just met.
Girl #2: Yeah, did you have sex with him?
Girl #1: NOOO! I just met him, I only gave him a blow job. I know we'll run into each other again and I didn't want things to be awkward.

--6th & A

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

OMG - BJ, when I read that I was so tempted to post that here!

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They are so freaking hysterical!!!!!!!!