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Give it up for Matt!

Original post by JanuaryBride06

Girl #1: So where's Matt?
Guy #1: I don't know, is he outside?
Girl #2: I don't think so...
Matt: Hey everybody! I'm back, I got the dildo!

--Top of the Empire State Building


Well, thank God!
SuzBride Posted:

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Never gets old! I wish Matt worked with me.

He could be anywhere right now. Saving others in need. Spreading joy.
itslaurie. Posted:

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good times.

Suzannebride Posted:

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Ever hear the urban legend that you could kill someone by dropping a penny off the top of the Empire State Building? So just imagaine the damage that dildo could do!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by Suzannebride

Ever hear the urban legend that you could kill someone by dropping a penny off the top of the Empire State Building? So just imagaine the damage that dildo could do!



I want to try that. Don't tell anyone though.
Suzannebride Posted:

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It'll be our little secret. Or big secret. Depends on the model!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by Suzannebride

It'll be our little secret. Or big secret. Depends on the model!



I'm partial the purple 18 incher I saw on eighth ave.
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by Suzannebride

Ever hear the urban legend that you could kill someone by dropping a penny off the top of the Empire State Building? So just imagaine the damage that dildo could do!



IT could take an eye out. Dildos don't spread death and hate, they spread goodtimes and love
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride
Dildos don't spread death and hate, they spread goodtimes and love



What would it have been spreading if we all gathered to beat a certain builder with them?
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by SuzBride
Dildos don't spread death and hate, they spread goodtimes and love



What would it have been spreading if we all gathered to beat a certain builder with them?



Karma, of course. And that is not bad - it is GOOD!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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It's more than 100 weeks old, but I'm up, sick and feeling nostalgic.
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

It's more than 100 weeks old, but I'm up, sick and feeling nostalgic.



possibly my favorite thread of all time.

:sings: those were the days :sings:

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