Give it up for Matt!

Original post by JanuaryBride06

Apr 24, 2006 03:47 PM

Girl #1: So where's Matt?
Guy #1: I don't know, is he outside?
Girl #2: I don't think so...
Matt: Hey everybody! I'm back, I got the dildo!

--Top of the Empire State Building

Well, thank God!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 04:36 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by BJandDan

Girl #1: I hung out with Jeff last night, this guy I just met.
Girl #2: Yeah, did you have sex with him?
Girl #1: NOOO! I just met him, I only gave him a blow job. I know we'll run into each other again and I didn't want things to be awkward.

--6th & A

Come on - she totally did the right thing there. Major awkward situation averted!

BJandDan Posted: Apr 24, 2006 04:36 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

This one really made me laugh because of how true it actually is.......

Lady: If the doormen went on strike, what would they do?
Guy: They would stand outside their buildings and picket.
Lady: How is that different from their job other then the fact that
they would be holding a sign?

--3rd & A

BJandDan Posted: Apr 24, 2006 04:37 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

-6th & A

Come on - she totally did the right thing there. Major awkward situation averted!

BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SuzBride Posted: Apr 24, 2006 04:40 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

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The clear sparkly one goes with everything so I never run into that problem.

Genius! Thank god for LIW - you girls always steer me the right way

See, now you can save on those post-it notes.

You are saving me HUGE $$$.

Although, FH usually remembers to remind me - ever since the 'incident' at the Met.

I've never had any trouble at Carnegie Hall.

I can't do this anymore

I was so gonna say that

On a side note - this thread totally lifted my spirits. Oh the power of dildos and/or Overheardinny!

SuzBride Posted: Apr 24, 2006 04:41 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by BJandDan

Girl #1: I hung out with Jeff last night, this guy I just met.
Girl #2: Yeah, did you have sex with him?
Girl #1: NOOO! I just met him, I only gave him a blow job. I know we'll run into each other again and I didn't want things to be awkward.

--6th & A

Come on - she totally did the right thing there. Major awkward situation averted!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 05:49 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by SuzBride
On a side note - this thread totally lifted my spirits. Oh the power of dildos and/or Overheardinny!

You should tell YOUR Matt about the power of the dildo.

SuzBride Posted: Apr 24, 2006 05:58 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by SuzBride
On a side note - this thread totally lifted my spirits. Oh the power of dildos and/or Overheardinny!

You should tell YOUR Matt about the power of the dildo.

that could prove dangerous

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 05:59 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by SuzBride

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by SuzBride
On a side note - this thread totally lifted my spirits. Oh the power of dildos and/or Overheardinny!

You should tell YOUR Matt about the power of the dildo.

that could prove dangerous

I didn't mean it like that! I just meant telling about the thread.

SuzBride Posted: Apr 24, 2006 06:06 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

I didn't mean it like that! I just meant telling about the thread.

Actually the mere mention of the world dildo is too much for FH Men are so juvenile. I will, however, HAVE to mention the idea of pummeling the Builder with dildos. That would be justice!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 06:07 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by SuzBride

Posted by JanuaryBride06

I didn't mean it like that! I just meant telling about the thread.

Actually the mere mention of the world dildo is too much for FH Men are so juvenile. I will, however, HAVE to mention the idea of pummeling the Builder with dildos. That would be justice!

Pink and sparkly ones at that! It can be a huge GTG!

SuzBride Posted: Apr 24, 2006 06:11 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Pink and sparkly ones at that! It can be a huge GTG!

Oh the mental picture I have now. A herd of brides (all clad in wedding gowns - of course) encircling his house (with dildos in hand) as he cowers inside (in fear and bewilderment)

See how Heardinnewyork solves all of life's really difficult problems?

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 06:13 PM

Re: Give it up for Matt!

Posted by SuzBride

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Pink and sparkly ones at that! It can be a huge GTG!

Oh the mental picture I have now. A herd of brides (all clad in wedding gowns - of course) encircling his house (with dildos in hand) as he cowers inside (in fear and bewilderment)

See how Heardinnewyork solves all of life's really difficult problems?

We must thank Matt.